The Official Dr. Byrone Fawaz thread (2 Viewers)

[Enron]

Hello boys,

Full frontal, yay or nay?

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Klin]

You also have diabetes, get your insulin shit & you'll be okay until Monday.

Monday it is then.

Dear Dr Byrone

I am shy and underwhelmingly endowed. Is it possible to make friends?

If you want I can be your friend. I won't promise I'll be a great one considering the shitstorm I'm currently in, but we can accompany each other rather well I believe.

 

[Byrone]

By inspecting his cock ?

HUSTINI WON'T LET IT HAPPEN !

Hustini IS Amauri!

Subject: Libido issue.

Hello, I'm Tom from Seattle. You guys are so popular here!

Should I keep banging Meg or ditch her for some slut? You know, my son Jonah had some decent chicks, maybe I can ask him to hook me up with them?

I'll have to refer you to Dr Fawaz, he's got the PHD in chickflickatometry.

so, I just can't help it, they look so snakey and scary. Tuesday is morning is good for me, since I already have plans for Tuesday afternoon with the guyz to catch the Oprah show, then a pillow fight after

Peace, Love, and Stars

Don't forget to take your bipolar pills!

Dear Dr Byrone

I am shy and underwhelmingly endowed. Is it possible to make friends?

Those are but minor inconveniences for you. Luckily many things can be bought including friends. What kind of friendship are you after?

Hello boys,

Full frontal, yay or nay?

Yay obviously!

 

[Kate]

I accept.

 

[Kate]

Those are but minor inconveniences for you. Luckily many things can be bought including friends. What kind of friendship are you after?

One of each?

 

[Klin]

I accept.

 

[Byrone]

One of each?

Luckily for you we already have a member named Buck Fuddy, i'll arrange the other friends for a meeting with you.

 

[Kate]

That feels good.

(is there a reason the code for that smiley is : Rab : ?)

 

[Byrone]

That feels good.

(is there a reason the code for that smiley is : Rab : ?)

Like a rapist in the dark, he strikes from behind.

 

[Klin]

That feels good.

(is there a reason the code for that smiley is : Rab : ?)

It sure does.

Rab (Azzurri7) is a prostitute, but a very, very loving one. Feel free to join in here.

 

[Byrone]

So Klin, after all my valiant efforts to woo Kate, you come in & just sweep her off her feet? What about Aush or will you add her onto the team?

 

[Kate]

It sure does.

Rab (Azzurri7) is a prostitute, but a very, very loving one. Feel free to join in here.

Is he hot? (Does it matter?)

 

[The Curr]

Is he hot? (Does it matter?)

Yes and yes.

 

[Byrone]

Rab is the holy grail of prostitutes.

 

[Klin]

So Klin, after all my valiant efforts to woo Kate, you come in & just sweep her off her feet? What about Aush or will you add her onto the team?

Aush is my doll. The stuff we do together are special. I'll never hurt his feelings, I assure you of that.

I'm trying to be a nice friend to Kate here, while she helps emotionally in such a hard time in my life.

Is he hot? (Does it matter?)

Very.

 

[Kate]

Aush is my doll. The stuff we do together are special. I'll never hurt his feelings, I assure you of that.

I'm trying to be a nice friend to Kate here, while she helps emotionally in such a hard time in my life.



Very.

Yes, we are trying to get one another through troubled times. He is easing my shyness at being confronted with so many men at once.

And I want to see more of Rab now.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Dr. BF, thank you for your help. I now feel confident about myself and no longer will I speak in a Jamaican accent.

However, I do need US$ 25,000 on short notice. Can you advise me a realistic, legal and quick (i.e. winning the lotto, selling my body and working hard and saving are not options) way to get it?

 

[Byrone]

Dr. BF, thank you for your help. I now feel confident about myself and no longer will I speak in a Jamaican accent.

However, I do need US$ 25,000 on short notice. Can you advise me a realistic, legal and quick (i.e. winning the lotto, selling my body and working hard and saving are not options) way to get it?

No need to thank me, it's a real pleasure to be of service. Well you could buy estrogen & hormone pills, take them 3 times a day for a week & you should develop breasts. You could open a breast fondling booth at a school function or close to a strip club & charge $1 per fondling session of 30 seconds.. This should prove effective & very rewarding for you.

 

[Bozi]

Damnit Byron,reading through these posts my first thought was that Mr Depression has "Menace Syndrome" Mr Cantwatchporn was suffering from "Fred Penis fear syndrome" and then i immediately thought Lorena should make a lesbian video to provide us with some visual aid and then i see you have diagnosed them all in this manner.

its Dr Byrone House

 

[Christina]

Yes and yes.

I love how the guys all said yes.