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Bisco

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Nov 21, 2005
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#44
Bisco, can you e-mail me a doctor's letter stating that I require 2 weeks of rest, please? Thanks.
huston we have a problem! :D it does'nt work like this here i,e the prescriptions are not computerized its like a sheet of paper u hand to uni ( in my case) and its in arabic so that wont work :D:D:D umm... let me see if i can think of a solution and i will hit u up here if i find it. dont u have any friend who is smart enough to go thru medicine school?!?! :D

I guess I tore my knee ligaments 3 days ago. My knee now is bigger than my head. I can barely move.

Now Marotta will never sign me as the non-EU player :frown:
ouch i hope u feel better soon wahdan!!

and and and is'nt bastos that non - eu player?!?! u should'nt be concerned about yr knee bro!! u should me more concerned with are u italien?!?!?! are u loan /co- ownership material?!?! will u be open to taking 500k instead of 1 million cos god forbid a talent like u should take 1mill the other primavera players will commit suicide and finally but never the least is the position u play in one of the main ones we should be re-enforcing or u r a forward ( if u r the latter and u score just 9 goals u stand a good chance bro!!) ?!?!:D:D

i hope u feel better soon wahdan, take it easy bro :) :beer:
 

Bisco

Senior Member
Nov 21, 2005
14,420
#46
Dear dr Bisco,
I want to be just as cool and Awesome as you, how can i do that?
Please help!!

Patrick
:lol: :lol: its very easy pat :D do u own a clean white coat?!?!? thats like 80% of the deal

do u think Sir Barney stinson should be the role model to follow in yr every day life?!?!

are u a nice guy but can easily go wild if necessity should come up?!?!?!?

do u think trez shoud've stayed at juve and that this guy is a legend?!?!?1

if one of these apply to you then u will be sworn to join the board of trustee's :D:D

p.s: whats this i hear about a crazy dutch guy apologizing for being late to wish Moi a happy birthday?!?! dude roll us up a J and chill its cool bro i know u have been away for some time, i hope all is cool with u and the family :) :beer:

sincerely,

Dr Bisco :)
 
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Snoop

Snoop

Sabet is a nasty virgin
Oct 2, 2001
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  • Thread Starter #47
    A serious question Doctor, can I take two vaxigrip in a year? I took one in October/November and I am catching flu/cold a lot lately :(
     

    Bisco

    Senior Member
    Nov 21, 2005
    14,420
    #48
    A serious question Doctor, can I take two vaxigrip in a year? I took one in October/November and I am catching flu/cold a lot lately :(
    personally i dont really believe in those to be honest snoop niether do my Prof in school bec every season as u can see the flu bugs change there way's of adapting with the vaccine and so making the vaccine useless. i would'nt recommend taking it a second time this year though bec it wont help ( do let me ask around in uni and see what they think considering they r soo much better than me i'm still a student :D and i will get to u )

    look if u seem to be catching flu's more often i highly recommend u increase yr intake of vitamin C!! this is sth u can which is good for yr health and has no harm on u bec Vitamins unlike other drugs are removed with urine so dont have any negative reactions they also increase yr immunity a great deal. so give that a try bec obviously yr immunity takes a dip in the winter season as evident by multiple flu's. i will ask around on saturday and tell u what they tell me bro :)

    always try to be faster than the flu in general once u feel like u have the beginnings of a cold start taking flu tab's and a common mistake people fall in if u will start an antibiotic course please finish the entire course even if u feel better and there is no need to take it any more bec if u dont the next time u use the antibiotic it will be useless. so always remember this its very important u finish the entire course regardless of how u feel.
     
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    Snoop

    Snoop

    Sabet is a nasty virgin
    Oct 2, 2001
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    personally i dont really believe in those to be honest snoop niether do my Prof in school bec every season as u can see the flu bugs change there way's of adapting with the vaccine and so making the vaccine useless. i would'nt recommend taking it a second time this year though bec it wont help ( do let me ask around in uni and see what they think considering they r soo much better than me i'm still a student :D and i will get to u )

    look if u seem to be catching flu's more often i highly recommend u increase yr intake of vitamin C!! this is sth u can which is good for yr health and has no harm on u bec Vitamins unlike other drugs are removed with urine so dont have any negative reactions they also increase yr immunity a great deal. so give that a try bec obviously yr immunity takes a dip in the winter season as evident by multiple flu's. i will ask around on saturday and tell u what they tell me bro :)

    always try to be faster than the flu in general once u feel like u have the beginnings of a cold start taking flu tab's and a common mistake people fall in if u will start an antibiotic course please finish the entire course even if u feel better and there is no need to take it any more bec if u dont the next time u use the antibiotic it will be useless. so always remember this its very important u finish the entire course regardless of how u feel.
    I would never use an antibiotic, only if the doctor tells me "you will die if you won't use it".

    Dr Bisco MD. PhD. MVP. VIP. Prof. Hon. Pres.,
    Are you a real doctor?
    He is all of the titles you mentioned, and even more :D
     

    Wings

    Banter era connoiseur
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    Jul 15, 2002
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    #51
    Just curious Dr. Why would someone be taking antibiotics for the flu? Or was it just a gross misunderstanding on my part?
     

    Bisco

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    Nov 21, 2005
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    #60
    Just curious Dr. Why would someone be taking antibiotics for the flu? Or was it just a gross misunderstanding on my part?
    u r spot on ali but anti biotics are used to treat the common symptoms caused by a flu like pneumonia, strep throat etc i,e infections caused by bacteria against virus's it is useless and in fact dangerous bec it makes yr immunity lower.

    here is more on the subject bec people all over the world mix up in this point: http://www.webmd.com/cold-and-flu/cold-guide/antibiotics-colds
     

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