The official coding thread (3 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

So my boss left for another opportunity and they offered me his job. Pretty sure having the POPM certification helped. Get those certs boys and girls, no reason not to.

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Good for you, man!

 

[Bjerknes]

Thanks man!

 

[JCK]

Congratulations Andy!

 

[Bjerknes]

Congratulations Andy!

Thanks sir

 

[Siamak]

currently Im exploring in Bash Scripting. I've spent a lot of time on learning C++. frustrating time! at least i gained experience, however it was a laboratory training but i can say language is just syntax and can be learned in month's. Problem solving takes years. I wan t to continue and pursue my dream with following another language which lead me to a developer. I chose Bash, as i'm familiar to linux distributions.

 

[Siamak]

ChatGPT, NewTechnology for coding based on AI.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

 

[Bjerknes]

So if you're a developer and you come across a user story that says:

"As a customer, I need the Covid 19 option removed from ________ page and ______ list since the Covid 19 pandemic has officially ended in the US."

Do you:

1) Remove the Covid 19 Option
2) Remove no options from the list
3) Remove ALL options from the list so the list is blank

???????????

What is this, Celebrity SQL Jeopardy?

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Wait, you get stories with instructions and acceptance criteria?

 

[Bjerknes]

Wait, you get stories with instructions and acceptance criteria?

I usually try to write my stories as clear as possible. I don't understand how I fucked this one up.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

I usually try to write my stories as clear as possible. I don't understand how I fucked this one up.

I wish all the stories I had to test could be so fucked up for what it's worth.

 

[Bjerknes]

Anybody here ever run a cloud migration project before? That's gonna be my next big project, apparently.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I've literally done it hundreds of times on a small scale.

 

[Bjerknes]

I've literally done it hundreds of times on a small scale.

I don't mean backing up an iPhone.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Well, I meant backing up and restoring to a new device! Full migration!!!

 

[Bjerknes]

Well, I meant backing up and restoring to a new device! Full migration!!!

You fucker.

What lessons did you learn? Did you do a retrospective and document your findings?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Of course! We had to!

The lesson I learned most often was "Apple, Inc is not responsible for your data."

They love hearing that.

 

[Bjerknes]

That's great. I may use that for my project.

Remember, Bjerknes and his company are not responsible for your data.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

It's part of the EULA, big cat. If you want to use us and our products, cool, but it's not our fault when you fuck them up!