OK...who caught the last two episodes?
What yah hink?
Just found these Brentertainments:-
1 Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
2 You have to be 100 % behind someone to stab them in the back
3 Statistics are like a lamp post to a drunken man - more for leaning on than illuminating
4 If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.
5 I thought I could see the end of the tunnel, but it was just some bas*ard with a torch bringing me more work
6 Accept that some days you are the pigeon and others that you are the statue
7 Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
8 If you want the rainbow youve gotta put up with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of t***.
9 Avoid employing unlucky people. Throw half of the cv's in the bin without reading them
10 When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
11 Who said famine has to be depressing?
12 Those of you who think you know everthing are annoying to those of us who do.
13 Well, there's good new and bad news. The bad news is that Neil will be taking over both branches and some of you will be loosing your jobs. On a more positive note, the good news is I've just been promoted. So...every cloud...your still thinking about the bad news aren't you?
and my personal fav...
14 Remember that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability
A real role model:dontcare: