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The Pado

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Jul 12, 2002
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Wait, what is this now?!
There I was . . . sitting atop the porcelin coffee urn . . . emptying the last 2 tons from the anal cannon when . . . BLOOM!

No toilet paper.

What to do, what to do?

I can't use this glossy magazine. The newspaper is all the way downstairs. Perhaps a wet washcloth. NO! I've got it!

That is when I thought of you and I wiped my ass with English Football. Big shout out to A-Beck in da 313.
 

The Pado

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No offense Pado, but you guys are classier than that crap. Cheap shots galore.

I LOVED how Datsyuk punched Roberts after his cheap shots... sticking up for our team. WHAT A PLAYER.

Great job boys, 313 is indeed Hockeytown. Thank you brothers for your heart.
82 regular season games, 16 playoff games, all end the same. Pittsburgh in a brawl during the last 60 seconds.


It was at the end of the second period tonight when I got the horrible feeling that Pittsburgh might not score a goal in this entire series.
 

Enron

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Pado, your boys need to hold the blue line better and forecheck harder. That's the way they could get back into the game and into the series. We have your main players on lock and it's going to be your 3rd or 4th line who has the opportunities, so they need to step up to the bar here.

As someone who has played this sport for a decade, you guys just have to work harder, do some more hitting, and get down and dirty.
That's the one thing we're lacking. Good solid hitters. Basically Detroit and Pittsburgh are even as far as talent goes but Detroit has far more experience and more hitters than we do. Detroit will just continue to put two on Sid the Kid and hammer Malkin til he's black and blue. Those two will have to get tough in Pittsburgh to stay in the series.
 
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    There I was . . . sitting atop the porcelin coffee urn . . . emptying the last 2 tons from the anal cannon when . . . BLOOM!

    No toilet paper.

    What to do, what to do?

    I can't use this glossy magazine. The newspaper is all the way downstairs. Perhaps a wet washcloth. NO! I've got it!

    That is when I thought of you and I wiped my ass with English Football. Big shout out to A-Beck in da 313.
    :rofl2: :rofl:

    I fucking love you, my comedy man.
     

    Enron

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    82 regular season games, 16 playoff games, all end the same. Pittsburgh in a brawl during the last 60 seconds.


    It was at the end of the second period tonight when I got the horrible feeling that Pittsburgh might not score a goal in this entire series.
    I'm hoping I get to actually watch at least one game in the series. So far I've seen the last 4 minutes of game 1.
     
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    Bjerknes

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    82 regular season games, 16 playoff games, all end the same. Pittsburgh in a brawl during the last 60 seconds.


    It was at the end of the second period tonight when I got the horrible feeling that Pittsburgh might not score a goal in this entire series.
    You guys will do well at home. Believe me. You will score on us in the next game whether I like it or not. Winning is another matter though.

    That's the one thing we're lacking. Good solid hitters. Basically Detroit and Pittsburgh are even as far as talent goes but Detroit has far more experience and more hitters than we do. Detroit will just continue to put two on Sid the Kid and hammer Malkin til he's black and blue. Those two will have to get tough in Pittsburgh to stay in the series.
    Well, talent? I mean, we have a fourth line that consists of players such as Hudler and Helm. The former is like a little version of Datysuk who is one of our top point gainers through the whole playoffs. Personally, and I'm not going to be biased about this, I think we have more talent player for player. But you guys have more talent in terms of big star players. Crosby, Malkin, Hossa, Sykora, Staal, etc. Those guys are pretty good.

    But then again they can't get it going. It isn't as easy as "putting two on your best guys." In reality, the Pens have not played a team as skilled as us in defending, as even our number one line in Datysuk and Zetterberg are the BEST defensive line in hockey due to how they can steal pucks and check. They can do it all, something no other line in the East can do.
     

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    You guys will do well at home. Believe me. You will score on us in the next game whether I like it or not. Winning is another matter though.



    Well, talent? I mean, we have a fourth line that consists of players such as Hudler and Helm. The former is like a little version of Datysuk who is one of our top point gainers through the whole playoffs. Personally, and I'm not going to be biased about this, I think we have more talent player for player. But you guys have more talent in terms of big star players. Crosby, Malkin, Hossa, Sykora, Staal, etc. Those guys are pretty good.

    But then again they can't get it going. It isn't as easy as "putting two on your best guys." In reality, the Pens have not played a team as skilled as us in defending, as even our number one line in Datysuk and Zetterberg are the BEST defensive line in hockey due to how they can steal pucks and check. They can do it all, something no other line in the East can do.
    I said the two big differences between the two teams were experience and hitting or let me rephrase, physicality. It's as simple as that. Detroit have a team that has one three cups since 97' or so and Pittsburgh have a squad that is playing with the big boys for the first time. And it is as simple as putting two on Crosby or Malkin and/or getting physical every time they touch the puck. The very fact that Detroit does have one of the best defensive lines in the NHL means that they are able to concentrate on stopping our better players. Where in earlier contests, most teams really could only lend one guy and maybe two to guard Sid. And when that happens, Sid owns.
     
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    I said the two big differences between the two teams were experience and hitting or let me rephrase, physicality. It's as simple as that. Detroit have a team that has one three cups since 97' or so and Pittsburgh have a squad that is playing with the big boys for the first time. And it is as simple as putting two on Crosby or Malkin and/or getting physical every time they touch the puck. The very fact that Detroit does have one of the best defensive lines in the NHL means that they are able to concentrate on stopping our better players. Where in earlier contests, most teams really could only lend one guy and maybe two to guard Sid. And when that happens, Sid owns.
    But we still cannot send too many players on Crosby and expect to do well because... he also has Hossa and Malone on his line! It takes more than just doubling up on players to thwart Pittsburgh's two top lines, Enron. It's just overall great fucking play at both ends of the ice.

    Crosby isn't the new Gretzky, you know.

    Like the mighty Detroit Red Wings don't dish out as much as they take.
    Oh yeah, that's it. Like we elbowed Fleury, punched someone who just came back from a concussion in the jaw, and speared someone who is 36 years old just because his team was winning.

    I watched the game, Enron. Fact is, we don't need cheap shots to win. You do at this point.
     

    Roman

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    What a team,what a great win.
    :weee:
    The guys unbelievble,Ozzie is huge,the defence amazing 2 consecutive shutouts in the finals!
    :bow:
    Thank you guys,i love you Red Wings!

    Congrats all,

    GO WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     

    Max

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    Osgood really embelished minimal contact by Malone, who was given a goaltender interference penalty. Every goalie does that, but that bugs me a lot.

    As much as I hate the Pens, I hope Pittsburgh can do something to make this a series. Maybe the asthmatic 40-year-old thug Gary Roberts will pull off some magic?
     

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    But we still cannot send too many players on Crosby and expect to do well because... he also has Hossa and Malone on his line! It takes more than just doubling up on players to thwart Pittsburgh's two top lines, Enron. It's just overall great fucking play at both ends of the ice.

    Crosby isn't the new Gretzky, you know.



    Oh yeah, that's it. Like we elbowed Fleury, punched someone who just came back from a concussion in the jaw, and speared someone who is 36 years old just because his team was winning.

    I watched the game, Enron. Fact is, we don't need cheap shots to win. You do at this point.
    Crosby is going to be a true great in the sport, you can't deny that. Whether you want to agree with me or not, what ever.

    As for the "dirty" play, it's hockey sweet pea. I never thought we would win the series unless something really crazy happened like I don't the entire first two lines of the Red Wings got the flue or cyph or something. But I don't expect the Pens to just pack up and go home because they are outmatched. In order to get back into a game, sometimes it takes sending a message. You of all people should understand that. Perhaps it didn't work, but I'm all for roughing Detroit up. Maybe not elbowing the goalkeeper, but a couple of fights or message sending checks may be what the team needs to get fired up. As for the guy with the concussion getting punched in the head, he probably wouldn't be out there if he wasn't ok to take part in all aspects of the sport.

    It is after all the Stanley Cup, I would be disappointed if the Penguins just said "Thanks for letting up play guys" and handed Detroit the Cup. So quit crying Andy, you're team are up 2-0. Enjoy it.
     

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    Osgood really embelished minimal contact by Malone, who was given a goaltender interference penalty. Every goalie does that, but that bugs me a lot.

    As much as I hate the Pens, I hope Pittsburgh can do something to make this a series. Maybe the asthmatic 40-year-old thug Gary Roberts will pull off some magic?
    Highly doubtful, but I do see the Pens taking at least one game in Pittsburgh. Hopefully two. And then getting destroyed back in Detroit.
     

    Max

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    Highly doubtful, but I do see the Pens taking at least one game in Pittsburgh. Hopefully two. And then getting destroyed back in Detroit.
    That's a given. Pens aren't going to win, but they can at least attempt to make it somewhat of an entertaining matchup.
     

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