Now that's a disturbing thing to imagine
I think mourinho's not all that people make him out to be, and I realize I'm gonna get bashed for this but hey at least it's in the mourinho/inter fanclub

I consider how good a top level coach is by how many titles they've won, and no disrespect to Porto but I care nothing for the portuguese league - the uefa cup with porto? (final vs celtic was it?) thought porto played horribly dirty and and that porto monaco season was the most screwed up season in champions league history. He's a good coach but the way he talks, it's as if he's the best and that irritates me. No wonder he ended up in inter.