The Mod Thread ("because for some reason,you think we actually care") (10 Viewers)

[Klin]

It's just RUS.

 

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[Zacheryah]

Why is it that religion allways want to be excluded from every form of ridiculisation ?

You can make fun of everyone or trash everything, except religion.

Instead of crying about rus, why dont you prove he's wrong ?

oh wait..

 

[Enron]

The whole does god exist thread. If you like your pet monkey funny and ignorant fine, but at least limit where he can go.

Hmm...

 

[Klin]

Oh look, we got another cool atheist on this forum. I'd bet we do have proof that you're a moron.

 

[Enron]

I'm no moron Klin!!!

 

[Klin]

No you're not, gorgeous.

 

[Zacheryah]

If it was referred to me, i dont go assaulting religion myself, i do two things

if they try to prove they are right, or worse, evolution is wrong, i disprove it with facts

i get excessively frustrated that we can joke about everything, but not religion.



thats all

 

[ALC]

A priest, a pedophile, and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

 

[Enron]

You can joke about religion. Happens all the time around here.

People just get annoyed when constantly RUS trolls the religion thread. Which is understandable. He could easily make the same statement without offensive pictures. Or participate in whatever discussion is going on but he doesn't.

 

[Klin]

We can't joke about everything. The last time I drew a monstrous dick in front of a member's picture here, I got got.

 

[Zacheryah]

that was such a piece of art

 

[Klin]

I lost it.

 

[Enron]

We can't joke about everything. The last time I drew a monstrous dick in front of a member's picture here, I got got.

That was meant to insult.


Plus you created a caricature of the exact thing you got banned for saying. Don't say that was a "joke", you knew exactly what you were doing.

 

[Zacheryah]

I lost it.

orly

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[Martin]

A priest, a pedophile, and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

and? did he like the drink?

 

[Klin]

That was meant to insult.


Plus you created a caricature of the exact thing you got banned for saying. Don't say that was a "joke", you knew exactly what you were doing.

Still though, I was never going to let her stay a whole month with it. In fact I was prepared to let it go as soon as she accepted it, even if you may find it hard to believe.

orly

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and? did he like the drink?

The kid that handed him the drink did.

 

[Völler]

@Gordon Bombay

Anything I'm not allowed to joke about?

 

[Klin]

Redheads.

 

[ALC]

and? did he like the drink?

there was no kid in it. got another one.


Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

 

[Martin]

forgive me father for I have incited terrible jokes to be told. the fault is all theirs