originally posted by Roverbhoy ] ++
I was on holiday in the US one year, and I was waiting in the foyer for the lift (elevator) to arrive to take me to my floor in the hotel.
I looked back down the corridor and saw two of the fattest, most obese people God ever put on this earth, walking towards me.
I thought to my self..."Good Grief, just look at the size of those fat yanks...just typical slobs".:frown:
Then I thought..."Christ...I hope the lift doesn't snap under the weight".
The lift arrived, the doors opened, and in I stepped, together with Jumbo and the Blob. The doors closed, and being polite I asked the man which floor he was going to.
He replied..."Oh my God...are you from Scotland too?" in the thickest Govan accent I think I have ever heard.
Lesson learned by Roverbhoy:dontcare: