The...I want this player to Juve thread (38 Viewers)

[JCK]

Sounds good to me.

Seven will be the team prayer leader while Vinni will be in charge of stadium security. Turk will bomb other stadia.

He will bomb only one stadium several times though.

 

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[Dominic]

Since my last name ends with -ic i believe i'd make a great owner of Juventus.
Just imagine how much fun it will be. I'll make Dominic a manager, Mark will be the chief scout, Senor Canardo will take care of the finances, Burke will be bodyguarding player's wifes, Andy will be the guy waiting for the players in the dressing room after they fail to win, i'll sign Rab as a striker, i'll tell Dominic to play him in starting XI and to put Del Piero on the bench so DP will start hating on Rab.
Bes, Jack, Bozi and Swag will be the directors of the team.

Now all we need is to find a place for Seven
Edit: Hmmm, Vinman, we need to find a job for him also.

Sounds good to me.

Seven will be the team prayer leader while Vinni will be in charge of stadium security. Turk will bomb other stadia.

If you want i can also make you our transfer guru but you'll still have to wait for the players after a bad result and have a "chat" with them.


On second thought, we'll be too nice with the players if we let you to have that chat with them.
I say NO MERCY for them and let Cronios have that chat !


Tahir will fly our plane, the girls will be our cheerleaders and Manos will be the cook.

Best plan ever.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

sounds like a plan, but what am i going to be "directing"?

 

[Mark]

the way to the john.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

i can do that. i can also sign yearly "efficiency" of johns use report

 

[Bjerknes]

If you want i can also make you our transfer guru but you'll still have to wait for the players after a bad result and have a "chat" with them.


On second thought, we'll be too nice with the players if we let you to have that chat with them.
I say NO MERCY for them and let Cronios have that chat !

Football Italia headline the day after the match:

Juventus Squad Still Locked in Dressing Room After Loss

He will bomb only one stadium several times though.

... and he'll be so good at it that officials will not be able to catch him, so he bombs them on a monthly basis..

Best plan ever.

Absolutely!

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

Football Italia headline the day after the match:

Juventus Squad Still Locked in Dressing Room After Loss

We have reports that the person lecturing the players is not, i repeat, IS NOT, using paragraphs in the speech

 

[Bjerknes]

We have reports that the person lecturing the players is not, i repeat, IS NOT, using paragraphs in the speech

Ahh man, gotta love Dr. Cron.

 

[blondu]

i wanna be molinaro's personal trainer ...so i can put him doin' laps around the stadium and crosses till he's cryin for his father(mesh3lovic) and look after him with a winchester rifle

 

[Bjerknes]

i wanna be molinaro's personal trainer ...so i can put him doin' laps around the stadium and crosses till he's cryin for his father(mesh3lovic) and look after him with a winchester rifle

 

[Luca]

I can design our new stadium, complete with, air strip, strip club, cinema, a super office for you guys, giant super happy fun slide complete with rubber fort (bouncy castle), molinaro torture chamber oh and a football pitch, after I wouldn't mindtakimg a back seat and being a physio or something

 

[blondu]

yeah..a new stadium ...how's that new stadium project?...they started building sth?(sorry for the offtopic)

 

[delpierofan82]

yeah..a new stadium ...how's that new stadium project?...they started building sth?(sorry for the offtopic)

I think they have no more money for it after signing Amauri

 

[C4ISR]

I dont want some super rich owner spending beyond the club's means. That only creates more problems.

FIAT dont give a shit about Juventus though. When McLaren spied on Ferrari FIAT fought back hard. When Juventus got spied on they bent over.

Mark, are those actually speculated names?

 

[Mark]

Murdoch was last year. Just him.

 

[Lion]

what about that Russian company?

 

[Alen]

sounds like a plan, but what am i going to be "directing"?

I don't know but i know that if Juve won't win trophies Vinman will come up with some nice name for you.
I wonder how can someone transform the name Besmir into something insultive?

 

[Bjerknes]

I don't know but i know that if Juve won't win trophies Vinman will come up with some nice name for you.
I wonder how can someone transform the name Besmir into something insultive?

"Hey BesQUEER, you don't know anything about football !! As manager of security at the stadium, I just may let in some terrorists if you don't start doing your job, LawnchairQUEER. And they'll kill you!!"

 

[Alen]

FUCK LawnchairQUEER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Alen]

Keep it going lads.
I'm sure Bes is also enjoying this

Edit: Max, why did you delete your post ? bASSmir was great