The guru showdown (10 Viewers)

[Joe]

Nobody got Vidal, Estigarribia or Giaccherini. One person got Elia, five people got Vucinic.

If someone could have known we we would have signed Estigarribia, they must be Jesus Christ himself.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[JCK]

Adding these points is a pain in the left butt cheek.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

just go with alen's table

 

[JCK]

I need all the players that we sent away.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

dont forget to include amauri, grosso and iaquinta. oh wait...

 

[Bezzy]

Just use the selection list from juventus official site.

 

[Buck Fuddy]

I want my vmoney!

 

[Buck Fuddy]

For each correct player you get 3 points, for each new player you get 5 points (in addition to the 3 points) and for each sold player you get 5 points. The sold player will be determined if that player is in our current squad and is both missing in reality and in the list I receive.


N.B Pirlo and Ziegler will only get you 3 points each as they are already purchased.

ATTENTION: 25 PLAYERS

The winners will get as follows:

1 - 20 000
2 - 15 000
3 - 10 000

Official 1st team squad (source juventus.com)

Buffon , Storari, Manninger
Motta, Chiellini, Grosso, De Ceglie, Barzagli, Bonucci, Lichtsteiner, Sorensen
Pazienza, Pepe, Marchisio, Elia, Pirlo, Vidal, Giaccherini, Krasic, Estigarribia, Marrone
Iaquinta, Del Piero, Vucinic, Quagliarella, Toni, Matri, Amauri

Players out: Melo, Sissoko, Salihamidzic, Aquilani, Traoré, Grygera, Martinez, Rinaudo

Note: Just like his Juve- career, Ziegler is irrelevant. You do not gain (or lose) points if you had included him. Appelt has not been included in the 1st team so you don't get any points for mentioning him.

Feel free to (re)count your scores. As Jack already mentioned, this was an absolute bitch to calculate.


Results:

1) Mohammad Anwar : 112
2) bezares : 109
3) ALC : 107

4) Flamez & Buck Fuddy : 104
6) Toro_Merda : 102
7) j0ker : 101
8) Kyle & vodka : 99
10) Nicholas & Dule90 : 98

12) juventino899 : 97
13) Zacheryah, Suns, torricelli_juve, Ahmed, Niddo : 96
18) aod1984 : 95
19) Chester, Delle Alpi, TWW, Joe, Salvo : 94
24) Sarunas, Trequartista, Alen, DelPiero@Juve, Juve Fanatico, mondolon : 93
30) Zlatan : 92
31) GrandePavel, IliveforJuve : 91
33) Dadi-SK : 90
34) The Situation, Orgut : 89
36) Klin, blondu, Hudickk : 88
39) K.O., Gian, Juvefc_robin, Lapa, Bjerknes : 86
44) Albo : 85
45) YasoR17 :80
46) Kasaki : 76


Disappointing performance by our gurus.

 

[Bezzy]

BF how could you? "
I finish second

 

[JCK]

Oh Buck, you are a jewel. I started counting and I had a brain cramp after one hour and I wasn't even done with 10%.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Mohammad Anwar?

 

[Nicholas]

Me & Doozy

 

[Alen]

While we're here, this is how the elite guru group did this summer:

1. Badass 15 pts
2. Dule -3 pts
3. Janna -3 pts
4. Melo -4 pts
5. Mark -5 pts
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6. Nick -22 pts

Badass won due to the +15 pts he got for knowing Vidal's friend. If that guy was fake Badass would have gotten -15 pts and finished 5th, with all the gurus having minus points

 

[Dostoevsky]

I didn't get any points for Lamela btw

 

[Dominic]

Thank god Marcelo wasn't fake!

 

[Buck Fuddy]

BF how could you? "
I finish second

Yeah, I thought it would be a bit too obvious if I put you in first place again...

Oh Buck, you are a jewel. I started counting and I had a brain cramp after one hour and I wasn't even done with 10%.

I can understand that.

It took me a while to come up with a quick & efficient way of counting them (the annoying thing being the players who left), but once I did it went fast enough.

Me & Doozy

Have nothing to be proud of!

 

[Dostoevsky]

Seriously, who is Mohammad Anwar?

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Seriously, who is Mohammad Anwar?

alvin?

 

[Badass J Elkann]

While we're here, this is how the elite guru group did this summer:

1. Badass 15 pts
2. Dule -3 pts
3. Janna -3 pts
4. Melo -4 pts
5. Mark -5 pts
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6. Nick -22 pts

Badass won due to the +15 pts he got for knowing Vidal's friend. If that guy was fake Badass would have gotten -15 pts and finished 5th, with all the gurus having minus points

plus points for elia too

 

[Bezzy]

While we're here, this is how the elite guru group did this summer:

1. Badass 15 pts
2. Dule -3 pts
3. Janna -3 pts
4. Melo -4 pts
5. Mark -5 pts
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6. Nick -22 pts

Badass won due to the +15 pts he got for knowing Vidal's friend. If that guy was fake Badass would have gotten -15 pts and finished 5th, with all the gurus having minus points

second too
what will happen to Nick
will cheese be promoted
I told you I am a guru
i only don't trust that mino kid anymore