long live chennai !!! (or certain parts of it)
I'm actually vegetarian, the only meat I put in my mouth (and suck) is female flesh (certain parts of it). So I don't eat cows.
I can't believe that anal sex is forbidden in India. I heard that you're not allowed to touch girls there, because the natives will beat the shit out of you. Not the best place for professional rapi...uh I mean surprise sex providers like me.