Ya blew it Australia! Ya really blew it. Ya blew it because we now have a racist, conservative, misogynistic prick as the face of our beautiful country.
Recently I went overseas, seeing the political turmoil and calibre of those who were in power in Italy
made me incredibly proud of our political system. I was claiming things such as “ooh someone as
dumb, racist and idiotic Berlusconi could never come to power in Australia”…..(pause) fuck me, was I
wrong…on that fateful day; September 7,2013 the closest thing Australia can get to Berlusconi came
into power..And we don’t even have the excuse that our election was rigged, or that the Mafia
bought votes. Tony Abbott is now our Berlusconi, minus the attractive underage women and
hilarious ad campaigns. He is our George Bush…. He is our Hitler...Ok maybe that’s offensive, at least Hitler could give a speech.
Ya blew it Australia. We have bought in a man that thinks a bad boss should be tolerated, just like a
bad husband or father is..ya know, its ok, just deal with the abuse every now and again, you’ll be fine
kid… We have bought in a man who pimped his “not bad looking daughters” out for votes, a man
who does not believe in equal love as “gay marriage isn’t as important to everyone all the time”. A
man that stated “Jesus knew that there was a place for everything and it’s not necessarily
everyone’s place to come to Australia”…Don’t tell big Tone but my grandparents came here by boat
and I get the feeling; given that my grandfather spent half his life screaming PORCO DIO! (God is a
pig) that he and Jesus weren’t on the best of terms. At least my grandparents were lucky enough to
have the privilege of being able to come here legally, not something the current refugees have…But
yeah, it’s their fault they didn’t run back to their houses that have been utterly destroyed to grab
their blown off leg and a passport. We now have this man, this shining beacon of godly light as the
face of our country.
Australians, I am not telling you to vote Labour, Greens or for the Australian Bullet train but what I
am telling you is don’t vote for a party that has a colossal wanker like Tony Abbott as their face!
Do not blow it again! Thank you.