The Australian Juventus Thread (8 Viewers)

[Cirillo]

Well here you go, Graham

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Awesome that this is finally up and running.

Saw this on fb

If anyone goes you'll have to post pictures!

 

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[gray]

Fantastic! I'll try my best to go

 

[Gep]

Frigging criminals

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Frigging criminals

 

[ZoSo]

Fuck going in the sea in Australia.

yes pls

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Australia might have become just marginally less dangerous.

http://news.discovery.com/earth/possible-cure-found-for-deadliest-jellyfish-sting-121217.html

 

[Cirillo]

i hate those little fuckers

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

You make them sound like minor annoyances rather than the cause of a painful, agonizing death.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

We're Australians...we're hardcore

 

[ZoSo]

fuckin' oath mate

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

LOLLLLLLLLLL

 

[Cirillo]

You make them sound like minor annoyances rather than the cause of a painful, agonizing death.

LOL well lets face it, the ocean is pretty big and we're so small in comparison so what's the chance that they're going to to actually get you? I remember as a kid in Primary school we would to a sea water lake for aquatics (canoeing and rowing) every afternoon for a week. it was fun but every year they wouldn't let us swim in the water because the lake has those jelly fish in it. Really pissed me off. i guess i'm still a little bitter towards them

 

[CaesarCod]

there was like 12 tiger sharks of the Perth coast today. I just don't like going in the water anymore

 

[Cirillo]

there was like 12 tiger sharks of the Perth coast today. I just don't like going in the water anymore

Yea shark are a little different. Here in SA more and more people seem to be killed by sharks every year. The last one happened at a beach just about 4 or 5 km from my house...

 

[ZoSo]

It's scary going in back beaches now, even when there are good amount of people there. I don't really like to be the one furthest out for obvious reasons

 

[Cirillo]

yea i hear ya! I do the same. a few beaches here have those shark net but they to about four fifths of fuck all anyway

 

[ZoSo]

At the ones I go to I don't think they even have shark nets. Though you do see helicopters going past at some, and I'm pretty sure they look for sharks and/or drowning tourists.

 

[Cirillo]

At the ones I go to I don't think they even have shark nets. Though you do see helicopters going past at some, and I'm pretty sure they look for sharks and/or drowning tourists.

Lol yea those helicopters are permanency stationed on SA Metro beaches. they throw toilet paper out the window and scream out of the loud speaker when there's a shark

 

[gray]

they throw toilet paper out the window

Never heard of that before. That's actually really smart, cheap and effective.

 

[Cirillo]

Lol we had to think of something smart down here

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

That's why the best beaches are all in NSW, specifically Sydney

Best water temps, clean, not as many sharks, huge variety and plenty of hot bishes in teeny weeny bikinis all over the place.