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The Empire Strikes Back: Extra-Special Edition
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INT: BESPIN GANTRY - MOMENTS LATER:
A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing BLACK&WHITE towards the end of the gantry.
A quick move by Vader, chops off Black&White's hand! It goes spinning off into the
ventilation shaft.
Black&White backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but
straight down.
Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Black&White: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Darth Vader: No... I am your father!
Black&White: No, it's not true! It's impossible.
Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know it to be true...
Black&White: NO!
Darth Vader: Yes, it is true... and you know what else? You know that brass
droid of yours?
Black&White: Threepio?
Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old...
Black&White: No...
Darth Vader: Seven years old? And what have you done? Look at yourself, no
hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp...
Black&White: I destroyed your precious Death Star!
Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a
Trade Federation Droid Control ship!
Black&White: Well, it's not my fault...
Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what I
wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the
Sith...waahhh wahhh!"
Black&White: Shut up...
Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was you're age, I had
exterminated the Jedi knights!
Black&White: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon
Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of the
Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here baby!
Black&White looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.
Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know whose you
are, but you sure ain't mine...
Black&White takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.
Darth Vader looks after him.
Darth Vader: Get a haircut!
now you know why.......
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INT: BESPIN GANTRY - MOMENTS LATER:
A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing BLACK&WHITE towards the end of the gantry.
A quick move by Vader, chops off Black&White's hand! It goes spinning off into the
ventilation shaft.
Black&White backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but
straight down.
Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Black&White: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Darth Vader: No... I am your father!
Black&White: No, it's not true! It's impossible.
Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know it to be true...
Black&White: NO!
Darth Vader: Yes, it is true... and you know what else? You know that brass
droid of yours?
Black&White: Threepio?
Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old...
Black&White: No...
Darth Vader: Seven years old? And what have you done? Look at yourself, no
hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp...
Black&White: I destroyed your precious Death Star!
Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a
Trade Federation Droid Control ship!
Black&White: Well, it's not my fault...
Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what I
wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the
Sith...waahhh wahhh!"
Black&White: Shut up...
Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was you're age, I had
exterminated the Jedi knights!
Black&White: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon
Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of the
Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here baby!
Black&White looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.
Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know whose you
are, but you sure ain't mine...
Black&White takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.
Darth Vader looks after him.
Darth Vader: Get a haircut!
now you know why.......
@Jeeks
dude, i didnt mean it........I mean i know you think differently of me. Sometimes, yes.....i AM trying to seek attention but most of the time no. I dont understand. I must have posted something in the past which gave you the idea that i am a glory hunter which i am not. Well, i am sorry enough to tell you this and alright, i'll try to avoid any posting when you're around and OKAY, I spoilt your fun and Menace's thread and so there!!! Remove this post after you read it because well, this literally ruin the thread again
dude, i didnt mean it........I mean i know you think differently of me. Sometimes, yes.....i AM trying to seek attention but most of the time no. I dont understand. I must have posted something in the past which gave you the idea that i am a glory hunter which i am not. Well, i am sorry enough to tell you this and alright, i'll try to avoid any posting when you're around and OKAY, I spoilt your fun and Menace's thread and so there!!! Remove this post after you read it because well, this literally ruin the thread again
