"The Arabic Juve Thread... Reloaded!!" (35 Viewers)

[ReBeL]

مدرس سوداني عينوه يدرس تربية إسلامية

دخل الصف وفرش فراشه وتلقّح ونام !

مرّ المدير ... فقاموا الطلاب ينبهوا المدرس

فقال المدرس : وهكزا يا أحبابي تكون صلاة العاجز.... وباكر إن شاء الله نشرح

ليكم كيف ناموا أزحاب الكهف
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[Mohad]

 

[Yamen]

 

[Fred]

 

[RAMI-N]

 

[Martin]

I pasted that into Google Translate, it didn't make any sense

 

[Snoop]

I pasted that into Google Translate, it didn't make any sense

I know the language and it didn't make sense for me too

 

[Fred]

Martin, some of the words are in Sudanese slang, so Google translate would not translate it for you.

 

[Snoop]

كيف ناموا أزحاب الكهف


what this means? I didn't get this part

 

[nasser]

أزحاب = أصحاب

Get it?

 

[Mohad]

Ever heard how lazy Sudani people are, snoop?

 

[Fred]

Ya, you need to know how lazy Sudanese people are, to get the reference

There's millions of jokes about Sudanese laziness.

 

[Snoop]

what about صلاة العاجز?

3ajez means disabled no? or an old man?

 

[Fred]

Exactly.

He brought a mattress and slept in class, and then told them that he was just showing them how a disabled person would pray. He then told them that tomorrows class will be about the people of the cave, the ones that slept for hundreds of years

 

[Snoop]

Exactly.

He brought a mattress and slept in class, and then told them that he was just showing them how a disabled person would pray. He then told them that tomorrows class will be about the people of the cave, the ones that slept for hundreds of years

Well I didn't know about Sudanis, Dru must be one

 

[K.O.]

 

[Azzurri7]

سوري قالولو سوريا صار فيها ديمقراطية وفيك تحكي إلي بدك إياه، فبلش: وين الحرية؟ وين الانفتاح؟ وين الرخص؟ وين أخديني؟ وين أنا؟ وين الضو؟

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

 

[Gamaro]

مدرس سوداني عينوه يدرس تربية إسلامية

دخل الصف وفرش فراشه وتلقّح ونام !

مرّ المدير ... فقاموا الطلاب ينبهوا المدرس

فقال المدرس : وهكزا يا أحبابي تكون صلاة العاجز.... وباكر إن شاء الله نشرح

ليكم كيف ناموا أزحاب الكهف
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سوري قالولو سوريا صار فيها ديمقراطية وفيك تحكي إلي بدك إياه، فبلش: وين الحرية؟ وين الانفتاح؟ وين الرخص؟ وين أخديني؟ وين أنا؟ وين الضو؟

 

[Gamaro]

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