The anatomy of GOATs (14 Viewers)

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zizinho

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Maddy said:
All three:

Worship GOAT must be from Madeira.

Sacrifice GOAT could be one of those fat argentinian ones. I heard the English love to eat them.

Milking GOAT.. hmm.. whats a good milking GOAT?
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i dont know about other countries, but Bosnia has awesome milking goats. i once left mine eating the grass around the house the entire day. it gave me back a liter of milk, it cut (eat) the grass very nicely, so i didnt have to mow the lawn for a week, and it shits everything right back, helping the grass grow quicker and thicker. as a bonus, it shit looks very nice and round, so you can replace the cherries youve eaten from your neighbors cherry tree with it, and he wont notice. not that ive done such thing, but ive seen others do it
 

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    zizinho said:
    i dont know about other countries, but Bosnia has awesome milking goats. i once left mine eating the grass around the house the entire day. it gave me back a liter of milk, it cut (eat) the grass very nicely, so i didnt have to mow the lawn for a week, and it shits everything right back, helping the grass grow quicker and thicker. as a bonus, it shit looks very nice and round, so you can replace the cherries youve eaten from your neighbors cherry tree with it, and he wont notice. not that ive done such thing, but ive seen others do it
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    Bosnian milking GOAT signed. Cherry trick :howler:
     

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    Twenty---3 said:
    Do you know how many Americans fuck animals?

    Even though nothing is wrong with that.
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    No idea but I did once see a Vice about Colombian teens fucking donkeys. Was odd because they were openly bragging about it in front of their friends, how it made them men and it was how they had all lost their virginities
     
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    Kyle said:
    No idea but I did once see a Vice about Colombian teens $#@!ing donkeys. Was odd because they were openly bragging about it in front of their friends, how it made them men and it was how they had all lost their virginities
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    Columbines are proude fucking donkey.

    Hey nothing is wrong with that.
     
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