The 4-yr. old Preacher (11 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Do you wear a pasta strainer on your head too?

Unfortunately, I'm at work, and am unable to find one. The Noodly one understands this and is considerate enough to make an exception. But first thing I do after doing home is wear my pasta strainer.

RAMEN!

 

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[AndreaCristiano]

I had a switch of god. It's the Flying Spaghetti Monster talking through me right now. It's reaching out to you(through me) to make you realize the great folly of following Christianity. It's a calling to save you from yourself and the false religions around this world. It's giving you a chance to embrace the Pastafarian church and find true salvation through the words and dishes of the great Flying Spaghetti Monster. Heed my word, and thou shall be saved.

RAMEN!




Now, Andrea, can you believe me or the great Flying Spaghetti Monster?

No because once again, I will say this. I was born Catholic and raised that way, when I turned 14 I started reading different religious texts, about different Gods not just the three main obviously but as many eastern Gods etc that i could. For the next three years i went through this spiritual search, but my soul was empty, Then things started to happen personal things that slowly led me back to Jesus. I started rereading my bible and it was anew to me and when I read it my heart knew this is the truth, Jesus is my salvation. Since then I try and grow closer to him in my walk everyday. ( that was a short summary it would take day
s to tell all)

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

That is pretty much what happened to me with the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The gospels of the Great Noodly One gave me a much needed sense of direction in my life, which was missing despite studying in a secular school and learning all about Hinduism, Buddhism, Islam, and Jewish religion. Now I dedicate my life to spreading the gospels to every living man, knowing that this is the true word of the true God. The only One that deserves my capitalisation.

It's not too late, Andrea. Turn to the light. See the peace and tranquillity the Holy Meatballs will provide in your life. Declare your faith in the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Pastafarian church, and thou shall attain ultimate salvation in the land of spaghetti and meatballs.

RAMEN.

 

[AndreaCristiano]

That is pretty much what happened to me with the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The gospels of the Great Noodly One gave me a much needed sense of direction in my life, which was missing despite studying in a secular school and learning all about Hinduism, Buddhism, Islam, and Jewish religion. Now I dedicate my life to spreading the gospels to every living man, knowing that this is the true word of the true God. The only One that deserves my capitalisation.

It's not too late, Andrea. Turn to the light. See the peace and tranquillity the Holy Meatballs will provide in your life. Declare your faith in the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Pastafarian church, and thou shall attain ultimate salvation in the land of spaghetti and meatballs.

RAMEN.

As much as you are making a mockery of the faithful here, I will say this your making me hungry

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I'm not mocking you. The Pastafarian Church had hundreds of thousands of followers. It's a true religion. Don't disrespect me by saying i'm not taking this seriously.

Yes, that hunger is the first signs of acceptance. End that hunger. Go eat a bowl of spaghetti and baptize yourself into the Rastafarian church.

RAMEN.

 

[AndreaCristiano]

I'm not mocking you. The Pastafarian Church had hundreds of thousands of followers. It's a true religion. Don't disrespect me by saying i'm not taking this seriously.

Yes, that hunger is the first signs of acceptance. End that hunger. Go eat a bowl of spaghetti and baptize yourself into the Rastafarian church.

RAMEN.

So does the church of the ford mustang doesn't mean those people are right in there beliefs.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Everyone is entitled to their beliefs. If the Ford Mustang worshipers believe in their God, it's best I leave them be. Only the Great Noodly one had the insight to judge them after death.

 

[AndreaCristiano]

Everyone is entitled to their beliefs. If the Ford Mustang worshipers believe in their God, it's best I leave them be. Only the Great Noodly one had the insight to judge them after death.

That's true they can believe how they feel once again doesn't make them right in the end society just wants to be ultra inclusive and that's why its popular to be multicultural or all roads lead to heaven. This way no one is left out but according to faith and or evolution that doesn't jive

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Didn't make them wrong either. If you can believe in an unprovable claim, so can anyone else, no matter how ridiculous the claim is.

 

[AndreaCristiano]

Didn't make them wrong either. If you can believe in an unprovable claim, so can anyone else, no matter how ridiculous the claim is.

Worshiping man made stuff inanimate stuff at that is.

 

[IrishZebra]

ou two have been going around in circles for the past 3 days,

 

[AndreaCristiano]

ou two have been going around in circles for the past 3 days,

I know where I'm at. The center of the circle like the sun and he's orbiting me like pluto sometimes close sometimes so far away!

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

@Dan: Have you ever seen one of these discussions actually leading somewhere?

Worshiping man made stuff inanimate stuff at that is.

That's exactly what I say about all religions.

PS: New signature.

 

[AndreaCristiano]

@Dan: Have you ever seen one of these discussions actually leading somewhere?



That's exactly what I say about all religions.

PS: New signature.

Yet you say you do not mock?

PS new avatar!

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Yet you say you do not mock?

PS new avatar!

OK, I was kidding when I said I ain't mocking your religion.

Nice. I believe that's Hebrew for Yahweh? YHWH?

 

[AndreaCristiano]

OK, I was kidding when I said I ain't mocking your religion.

Nice. I believe that's Hebrew for Yahweh? YHWH?

I know you were thats why i said these things to you. Mockery gets no one anywhere I don't mock atheists it doesn't further the discussion.

Yes thats what it means it is the true name of God

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Bah, fine. Let's end this till someone has something better to offer to the discussion.

RAMEN!

 

[JuveJay]

I talk to God as much as I talk to Satan 'cause I want to hear both sides
Does that make me cynical
There are no miracles
And this is no miraculous life

I savour hate as much as I crave love because
I'm just a twisted guy
Is this the pinnacle, is this the pinnacle, the pinnacle of being alive
Now I see the light

Well I look up to God but I see trouble 'cause this ain't a miracle
I just want to take my chance to live through a miracle

 

[AndreaCristiano]

I talk to God as much as I talk to Satan 'cause I want to hear both sides
Does that make me cynical
There are no miracles
And this is no miraculous life

I savour hate as much as I crave love because
I'm just a twisted guy
Is this the pinnacle, is this the pinnacle, the pinnacle of being alive
Now I see the light

Well I look up to God but I see trouble 'cause this ain't a miracle
I just want to take my chance to live through a miracle

Then they wonder why people are hopeless and there are shootings and suicides everywhere

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Then they wonder why people are hopeless and there are shootings and suicides everywhere

Non-religious people tend to be happier than religious people in general, imo.