Teun Koopmeiners (8 Viewers)

[Scottish]

No treatment other than rest, is there?

That's what they told me when I phoned 111 lol

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every year there peasants here forget jj medical and the real damage it can cause

JJ Doctors at half time ambushing Koopmeiners in the dressing room

 

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[Rockets]

Says it's a cracked rib and will be a doubt for Lazio.

Nico and Sergio also out of that game so looks like we'll have to depend on Weah.

Weah to score a banger and get injured for another two weeks.

We got it.

 

[Wings]

Funnily enough, if you pay attention to news across all big leagues, you'll see each big club coming out with a statement how several players got injured and how they'll miss the international matches. You can see in Real Madrid, City, Arsenal and pretty much every club chasing the title I think. It's laughable how neither clubs nor players themselves give a shit about the upcoming matches/national competitions during the league. Once the international break is over you'll see statements how they all had a very fast recovery and how they are back on training, starting in the next match.

Sadly Teun seems to have cracked his rib but I wouldn't blame club that did that. The number of useless games just keep piling up.

 

[Siamak]

After having left the Dutch camp due to a crack in the rib, Koopmeiners will, in these hours, go to the JMedical to undergo more specific tests that will definitely clarify the extent of the problem. The worst case scenario is a long stop, with the player born in 1998 only being able to be back early November (he would therefore miss the games against Lazio, Stuttgart, Inter and Parma).

[ilBianconero via @AroundJuventus]

 

[Salvo]

He will be fine for Lazio. It's a cracked rib.

 

[Alex-444]

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Koopmeiners: frattura lievemente scomposta della seconda costa anteriore destra. Il giocatore sarà sottoposto alle terapie del caso e la ripresa sarà valutata in base alla sintomatologia

Koopmeiners: slightly decomposed fracture of the second right anterior costa. The player will be subjected to the appropriate therapies and the recovery will be evaluated according to the symptomatology

 

[Siamak]

MEDICAL UPDATE | TEUN KOOPMEINERS
Teun Koopmeiners, following the persistence of the painful symptoms experienced at the end of the first half of the match against Cagliari, underwent diagnostic examinations this morning at J|Medical that showed the presence of a slightly dislocated fracture of the second right anterior rib.
The player will undergo the appropriate therapy and his recovery will be evaluated according to his symptoms.

 

[kronos]

Shouldn't be more than a couple of weeks? No?

 

[Stevie]

Fractures usually take around 6 week. The fact it's dislocated might mean it could take longer.

But the way they use the word slightly is promising so he will probably be back alot sooner.

 

[Lion]

But the way they use the word slightly is promising

it's promising for sure, but it's jj medical therefore assume it's going to come out worse. almost guaranteed so.

 

[Akshen]

So basically, we are fucked in attack

 

[Stevie]

So basically, we are fucked in attack

We already where with Vlahovic as our only striker

 

[Lion]

So basically, we are fucked in attack

you realize this only now?

i observed this when guintoli left all signings till last week but signed 4th goalie first week.

 

[Stevie]

Expected to miss Lazio and Stuttgart. Maybe even Inter.

Still has difficulty breathing.

 

[U Picciriddu]

Expected to miss Lazio and Stuttgart. Maybe even Inter.

Still has difficulty breathing.

Well the good thing he is breathing, let’s stay positive. Could be worse

 

[Alex-444]

I broke my ribs.

It hurts

It is difficult to breathe, and any turn causes pain


This is at least for a month

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I broke my ribs.

It hurts

It is difficult to breathe, and any turn causes pain


This is at least for a month

Wrestling bears again?

 

[Alex-444]

Wrestling bears again?

I played Chuck Norris at a construction site

fell

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I played Chuck Norris at a construction site

fell

Feel better brother, next time play chuck norris at a construction site in a place like murica where you get good workers comp and disability, then you move to Phuket where you drink and fuck yourself to death.

 

[The Quazis]

Feel better brother, next time play chuck norris at a construction site in a place like murica where you get good workers comp and disability, then you move to Phuket where you drink and fuck yourself to death.

Need to be sober though to get all of that so it's a no