Summer mercato vote (15 Viewers)

[Alen]

Thats it i need to crack on with this overdue 70k dedication post lol

Oh, and so I won't forget: the goal (prediction) of the season was scored by Badass and it was this beauty scored in June ( )

"If you want my honest opinion, I recon our budget for a new striker is circa 50 mill, that will probably get us someone like Openda from RB"

Make it your signature, Andy

 

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[Alex-444]

In Soviet Belarus defeat accepted, no cry.

You were beaten by a superior guru. Take it like a man.

Hey asshole, I asked you not to comment on me is it difficult?

 

[Turk_Bianconero]

a solid zero for zero ambition shown.

 

[Alen]

Hey asshole, I asked you not to comment on me is it difficult?

In Soviet Belarus, asshole dirty word. You say it, gulag say hello.

 

[Alex-444]

You're so dumb, wait for the report

 

[Siamak]

6.5
✅ Conceição
✅ David
✅ Joao Mario
✅ Zhegrova
✅ Openda (p+o)

✈️ Mbangula
✈️ Alberto Costa
✈️ Weah (p+o)
✈️ Douglas Luiz (p+o)
✈️ Tiago Djalò
✈️ Arthur (p)
✈️ Savona
✈️ Nico Gonzalez (p+o)

 

[Alen]

You're so dumb, wait for the report

Did it hurt when Badass destroyed your asshole? No hard feelings comrade. No insult, just truth. He swipe floor with you like dirty mop.

 

[Siamak]

6.5
Getting rid of Arthur alone would rate 10!!
Plus Luiz and Gonzalez.

Negative:
Selling Savona and Mbangula under value.

 

[Stevie]

Never should have gave that kid to Napoli.

They are absolute scumbags and wild never do us any favours

 

[campionesidd]

These are the final standings for this summer's GURU COMPETITION

RELEGATED
Breaking every single record of shame, sinking deeper than anyone before him. He didn't just flop, he detonated. With -39 points he is the Titanic of the mercato. With 4/20 correct predictions, he was the arctic disaster of predictions..... Andreaaaa the TITANIIIIIC Cris ti anooooooo.
Free Mason Crusaders (AndreaCristiano) -39 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924232)

He used to be Ronaldo who won World Cups. Now he's beer belly Ronaldo at a charity match, tripping over the ball, begging the ref for fouls. With -11 points the Absolute Virgin is an absolute disaster. Fumbling every move, missing every shot, a walking reminder how not to play the mercato.
0 correct predictions. This is worse than the time when he predicted Berbatov and G. Milito to Juve,
Absolute Virgins (Mark) -11 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)

CONFERENCE LEAGUE
Kyle -6 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)
Ottawa Headshines (Lion) -5 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)

EUROPA LEAGUE
Gulag Globetrotters (Alex) -3 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)
Bjerkness Asshole Destroyers (Siamak) -1 pts (1 pending prediction) (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)


Champions League
Alen 0 pts (no predictions)


CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
He started slow, fooling everyone into a false sense of calm. Missed one, missed another, looked half asleep and desperate. And then, when the rest were gasping like fish out of water, he emerged. Some say it was tactical genius. Others claim it was pure witchcraft. I think that there is no other explanation except that he hacked the passwords of every football agent alive.
The MAGICIAN
The WIZARD
The ALCHEMIST
From Hong Konggggg
A lion dressed in panda fur
BADASS.... DESTROYER OF GURUS... MERCATOOOO GOAAAAAAAT
With 10 points and 11/20 correct predictions, the new and old champion of the World.
Mercato GOATs (Badass) 10 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924224)

@Badass J Elkann

What a retard AC was. I kinda miss him cuz I can’t dunk on his bitch ass anymore.

 

[Alex-444]

Did it hurt when Badass destroyed your asshole? No hard feelings comrade. No insult, just truth. He swipe floor with you like dirty mop.

Rather, I pissed on your Balkan face, clown.

 

[Alen]

Rather, I pissed on your Balkan face, clown.

In Soviet Siberia, piss freeze mid-air, Balkan clown face stay dry.

 

[Scottish]

In Soviet Siberia, piss freeze mid-air, Balkan clown face stay dry.

Ughhh this style of trolling is so one-note.

I much prefer the sustained multi-level campaigns against Badass. Stick to those and less of this nonsense, please.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Ughhh this style of trolling is so one-note.

I much prefer the sustained multi-level campaigns against Badass. Stick to those and less of this nonsense, please.

Alen and Badass in a buddy cop style movie would be MONEY.

 

[Siamak]

Special thx to @GJustjuve
I love you bro @AndreaCristiano
@Scottish @Mohad my two great allies

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Oh, and so I won't forget: the goal (prediction) of the season was scored by Badass and it was this beauty scored in June ( )

"If you want my honest opinion, I recon our budget for a new striker is circa 50 mill, that will probably get us someone like Openda from RB"

Make it your signature, Andy

My favourite own goals were aplenty, a number of them from AC including the Elkann will fund the Tonali move and Allegri to become NT manager... my personal favorite was the one where he quoted your post with my predictions and said "They're not my predictions lol"

 

[Akshen]

These are the final standings for this summer's GURU COMPETITION

RELEGATED
Breaking every single record of shame, sinking deeper than anyone before him. He didn't just flop, he detonated. With -39 points he is the Titanic of the mercato. With 4/20 correct predictions, he was the arctic disaster of predictions..... Andreaaaa the TITANIIIIIC Cris ti anooooooo.
Free Mason Crusaders (AndreaCristiano) -39 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924232)

He used to be Ronaldo who won World Cups. Now he's beer belly Ronaldo at a charity match, tripping over the ball, begging the ref for fouls. With -11 points the Absolute Virgin is an absolute disaster. Fumbling every move, missing every shot, a walking reminder how not to play the mercato.
0 correct predictions. This is worse than the time when he predicted Berbatov and G. Milito to Juve,
Absolute Virgins (Mark) -11 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)

CONFERENCE LEAGUE
Kyle -6 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)
Ottawa Headshines (Lion) -5 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)

EUROPA LEAGUE
Gulag Globetrotters (Alex) -3 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)
Bjerkness Asshole Destroyers (Siamak) -1 pts (1 pending prediction) (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)


Champions League
Alen 0 pts (no predictions)


CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
He started slow, fooling everyone into a false sense of calm. Missed one, missed another, looked half asleep and desperate. And then, when the rest were gasping like fish out of water, he emerged. Some say it was tactical genius. Others claim it was pure witchcraft. I think that there is no other explanation except that he hacked the passwords of every football agent alive.
The MAGICIAN
The WIZARD
The ALCHEMIST
From Hong Konggggg
A lion dressed in panda fur
BADASS.... DESTROYER OF GURUS... MERCATOOOO GOAAAAAAAT
With 10 points and 11/20 correct predictions, the new and old champion of the World.
Mercato GOATs (Badass) 10 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924224)

@Badass J Elkann

Damn, how low has Mark fallen, once a guru here.

 

[Mark]

Damn, how low has Mark fallen, once a guru here.

#rigged

 

[vodka]

In Soviet Belarus, asshole dirty word. You say it, gulag say hello.

Is he actually from Belarus?

 

[Alen]

Ughhh this style of trolling is so one-note.

I much prefer the sustained multi-level campaigns against Badass. Stick to those and less of this nonsense, please.

This is my final take on this:
I am sick and tired of all of you implying that I am campaigning against Badass, or that I had anything to do with that Marcelinho friend of Vidal and Badass.
FYI, the member who set me up admitted to me that he created some fake blog with photos of Vidal's friend and that he photoshopped some emails or something, and later told Badass that I was behind that. When I asked him why did he do that, he had no answer. I know "why?". And the "why?" is why I started this guru competition, so everyone can see that I wasn't the one behind Badass' success. If it was the case, I would have won the competition, wouldn't I?
I am glad that Badass won and proved every doubter wrong. He is the true Mercato GOAT and all jealous bitches can STFU now.

So FU all. I rate this mercato 4.5 and I rate Badass' predictions 10/10.

Badass