Summer mercato vote (25 Viewers)

[Mark]

vote

https://www.juventuz.com/threads/juventus-roster-and-mercato-2025-26.45481/

 

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[Akshen]

We didnt deposit Openda contract yet?

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Ok nvm

 

[Mark]

We didnt deposit Openda contract yet?

we did

 

[Akshen]

we did

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Yeah like 6 min befofre deadline lol

 

[Stevie]

No new defenders ( not counting Mario) just seems crazy to me. Especially considering how desperate we were to sign one last January.

We are being foolish to be so dependent on Bremer again.

 

[Akshen]

Now we have to pray all the loanees are bought by their clubs. Nico or Luiz comebacks would hurt our next mercato massively.

 

[Mark]

No new defenders ( not counting Mario) just seems crazy to me. Especially considering how desperate we were to sign one last January.

We are being foolish to be so dependent on Bremer again.

desperate because we lost Bremer and Cabal. Bremer is back and Cabal too after the NT pause.

 

[swag]

No new defenders ( not counting Mario) just seems crazy to me. Especially considering how desperate we were to sign one last January.

We are being foolish to be so dependent on Bremer again.

But now we officially have Kelly.

 

[Fr3sh]

10/10
Signed first Canadian ever
Opened my first player thread

 

[Mark]

10/10
Signed first Canadian ever
Opened my first player thread

 

[Alex-444]

10/10
Signed first Canadian ever
Opened my first player thread

 

[swag]

10/10
Signed first Canadian ever
Opened my first player thread

Openda in the locker room:

 

[Chxta]

I think it was a barely above average mercato with the d-day signings. Concerns over the defence are a bit overblown IMHO, because unlike most, I think Kelly is actually improving, and just as important, with the chaps coming back from injury, it's almost like new signings.

 

[Stevie]

Chelsea being able to just ship their players off to Salzburg is such bullshit

 

[Alen]

These are the final standings for this summer's GURU COMPETITION

RELEGATED
Breaking every single record of shame, sinking deeper than anyone before him. He didn't just flop, he detonated. With -39 points he is the Titanic of the mercato. With 4/20 correct predictions, he was the arctic disaster of predictions..... Andreaaaa the TITANIIIIIC Cris ti anooooooo.
Free Mason Crusaders (AndreaCristiano) -39 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924232)

He used to be Ronaldo who won World Cups. Now he's beer belly Ronaldo at a charity match, tripping over the ball, begging the ref for fouls. With -11 points the Absolute Virgin is an absolute disaster. Fumbling every move, missing every shot, a walking reminder how not to play the mercato.
0 correct predictions. This is worse than the time when he predicted Berbatov and G. Milito to Juve,
Absolute Virgins (Mark) -11 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)

CONFERENCE LEAGUE
Kyle -6 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)
Ottawa Headshines (Lion) -5 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)

EUROPA LEAGUE
Gulag Globetrotters (Alex) -3 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)
Bjerkness Asshole Destroyers (Siamak) -1 pts (1 pending prediction) (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)


Champions League
Alen 0 pts (no predictions)


CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
He started slow, fooling everyone into a false sense of calm. Missed one, missed another, looked half asleep and desperate. And then, when the rest were gasping like fish out of water, he emerged. Some say it was tactical genius. Others claim it was pure witchcraft. I think that there is no other explanation except that he hacked the passwords of every football agent alive.
The MAGICIAN
The WIZARD
The ALCHEMIST
From Hong Konggggg
A lion dressed in panda fur
BADASS.... DESTROYER OF GURUS... MERCATOOOO GOAAAAAAAT
With 10 points and 11/20 correct predictions, the new and old champion of the World.
Mercato GOATs (Badass) 10 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924224)

@Badass J Elkann

 

[Alex-444]

mentions me in some shit that I'm not involved
stupid Balkan

 

[Badass J Elkann]

mentions me in some shit that I'm not involved
stupid Balkan

At least you did better than the fake pizza maker

 

[Alen]

mentions me in some shit that I'm not involved
stupid Balkan

In Soviet Belarus defeat accepted, no cry.

You were beaten by a superior guru. Take it like a man.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

These are the final standings for this summer's GURU COMPETITION

RELEGATED
Breaking every single record of shame, sinking deeper than anyone before him. He didn't just flop, he detonated. With -39 points he is the Titanic of the mercato. With 4/20 correct predictions, he was the arctic disaster of predictions..... Andreaaaa the TITANIIIIIC Cris ti anooooooo.
Free Mason Crusaders (AndreaCristiano) -39 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924232)

He used to be Ronaldo who won World Cups. Now he's beer belly Ronaldo at a charity match, tripping over the ball, begging the ref for fouls. With -11 points the Absolute Virgin (Mark) is an absolute disaster. Fumbling every move, missing every shot, a walking reminder how not to play the mercato.
0 correct predictions. This is worse than the time when he predicted Berbatov and G. Milito to Juve,
Absolute Virgins (Mark) -11 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)

CONFERENCE LEAGUE
Kyle -6 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)
Ottawa Headshines (Lion) -5 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)

EUROPA LEAGUE
Gulag Globetrotters (Alex) -3 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)
Bjerkness Asshole Destroyers (Siamak) -1 pts (1 pending prediction) (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)


Champions League
Alen 0 pts (no predictions)


CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
He started slow, fooling everyone into a false sense of calm. Missed one, missed another, looked half asleep and desperate. And then, when the rest were gasping like fish out of water, he emerged. Some say it was tactical genius. Others claim it was pure witchcraft. I think that there is no other explanation except that he hacked the passwords of every football agent alive.
The MAGICIAN
The WIZARD
The ALCHEMIST
From Hong Konggggg
A lion dressed in panda fur
BADASS.... DESTROYER OF GURUS... MERCATOOOO GOAAAAAAAT
With 10 points and 11/20 correct predictions, the new and old champion of the World.
Mercato GOATs (Badass) 10 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924224)

@Badass J Elkann

Thats it i need to crack on with this overdue 70k dedication post lol

 

[Mike-e-y]

Very underwhelming Mercato. Failing to ship out Vlahovic has been incredibly costly. The defence is a few injuries away from a catastrophe.

When you see inter sign Akanji on what looks like a very reasonable deal it highlights just how poor our moves have been. Zhegrova looks like a good player but a season full of injuries isn’t exactly the foundations we need to build on…