Summer mercato thread 2025-26 (379 Viewers)

[Badass J Elkann]

less than 4 days to go and we're still pissing about with peasants pretending to be poor like Nottingham Forest. Just tell them our final demands, take it or leave it. God we really need to get a move on now.

 

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[Alen]

less than 4 days to go and we're still pissing about with peasants pretending to be poor like Nottingham Forest. Just tell them our final demands, take it or leave it. God we really need to get a move on now.

This is the current situation

01. Bjerkness Asshole Destroyers (Siamak) 10 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)
02. Gulag Globetrotters (Alex) 5 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)
03. Alen 0 pts (no predictions)
04. Kyle 0 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)
05. Absolute Virgins (Mark) -2 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)
06. Ottawa Headshines (Lion) -2 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)
07. Mercato GOATs (Badass) -6 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924224)
08. Free Mason Crusaders (AndreaCristiano) -8 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924232)

 

[DAiDEViL]

This is the current situation

01. Bjerkness Asshole Destroyers (Siamak) 10 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)
02. Gulag Globetrotters (Alex) 5 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)
03. Alen 0 pts (no predictions)
04. Kyle 0 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)
05. Absolute Virgins (Mark) -2 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)
06. Ottawa Headshines (Lion) -2 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924254)
07. Mercato GOATs (Badass) -6 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924224)
08. Free Mason Crusaders (AndreaCristiano) -8 pts (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2025-26.45430/page-272#post-6924232)

No predictions gang.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Thankfully I can retire knowing I'll finish above AC and by a fairly big margin I would imagine.

 

[juve123]

Dusan Vlahovic hasn't been convinced by either Mourinho or Allegri - The Serb, backed by the pay rise agreement that kicked in last July 1st, has never even considered giving up his 12 million annual salary. His agent is also in favour of seeing out his contract to become free agent and receive signing on bonus from the next club he agrees to move to.

(GdS)

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Dusan Vlahovic hasn't been convinced by either Mourinho or Allegri - The Serb, backed by the pay rise agreement that kicked in last July 1st, has never even considered giving up his 12 million annual salary. His agent is also in favour of seeing out his contract to become free agent and receive signing on bonus from the next club he agrees to move to.

(GdS)

Ofcourse, Vlahovic was always going to be stubborn about this, he's a big reason why our mercato has been blocked for most of the summer.

 

[Alen]

Thankfully I can retire knowing I'll finish above AC and by a fairly big margin I would imagine.

Yeah, finishing above AC is important. But getting relegated is not that good. I hope that you'll at least overtake Lion and Mark so you won't get relegated. And don't even think about retiring. Everyone can have a bad season. Next year you're winning it.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Yeah, finishing above AC is important. But getting relegated is not that good. I hope that you'll at least overtake Lion and Mark so you won't get relegated. And don't even think about retiring. Everyone can have a bad season. Next year you're winning it.

If you did it on % to number of predictions made and correct then it'll be a different look all together.

 

[Alen]

If you did it on % to number of predictions made and correct then it'll be a different look all together.

I'm looking at AC's predictions. He is on his way to finishing with -30 pts That's gonna be a record.
You should be in plus in the end, around +3/+5, so you're safe from relegation and you should be in top3 at least.

I think you had a solid guru summer, considering the unpredictability with the new director.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

If this is true, then my opinion of Comoli will change drastically regardless of how poor he managed this summer mercato.

Fuck them Napolitans and that pedo De Laurentis.

And yet we were seemingly happy to negotiate with them for Miretti

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I have no confidence Vlahovic will fuck off. I think it’d be funnier if he had to train with next gen anyway

No he will stay, play with the first team, if he had to train with the next Gen, he would have already started to do so by now.

 

[mondo1]

And yet we were seemingly happy to negotiate with them for Miretti

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No he will stay, play with the first team, if he had to train with the next Gen, he would have already started to do so by now.

I know you told us we’ll do our business late in the window but boy even I didn’t image well leave everything to the deadline day


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[Badass J Elkann]

I know you told us we’ll do our business late in the window but boy even I didn’t image well leave everything to the deadline day


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I thought we'd sign at least 2 or 3 players since last week by now.

 

[DanielSz]

Some guy named Nick woltemade just went for 90M in case you were still wondering why Kolo costs 50+

 

[Knowah]

Some guy named Nick woltemade just went for 90M in case you were still wondering why Kolo costs 50+

I mean, its not official yet for him going to Newcastle unless I missed something. But yeah, his pricetag makes zero sense.

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Just insane price. Definitely makes me review my thoughts on the Kolo pricetag rumors.

Jesus.

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This shit from a 23 year old gets you over 65m?

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His best season is Vlahovic's worst season here... Can you fucking imagine?

This motherfucker scored 2 goals in 30 appearances and 1200 minutes TWO YEARS AGO.

 

[Espectro]

Comolli: "Vlahovic will stay 99% certain, that is good news."

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Savona to Nothingham for 15M...

 

[Bjerknes]

Comolli: "Vlahovic will stay 99% certain, that is good news."

Of course it’s good news. It’s on his terms. Everyone can rest peacefully now.

 

[Espectro]

Comolli : "Nicoló Savona will join Nottingham Forest. We have reached an agreement with them."

 

[Alen]

Comolli: "Vlahovic will stay 99% certain, that is good news."

@Badass J Elkann called it.

Two of his predictions were: 12. Vlahovic will block alot of our movement till the very end at best ; 15. Dusan will stay

The other gurus predicted that he'll be sold

 

[Badass J Elkann]

I mean, its not official yet for him going to Newcastle unless I missed something. But yeah, his pricetag makes zero sense.

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Just insane price. Definitely makes me review my thoughts on the Kolo pricetag rumors.

Jesus.

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This shit from a 23 year old gets you over 65m?

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His best season is Vlahovic's worst season here... Can you fucking imagine?

This motherfucker scored 2 goals in 30 appearances and 1200 minutes TWO YEARS AGO.

I wanted Woltemade but nooooo Sleepy Comolli is sleeping

 

[Akshen]

Hopefully we secure Kolo soon. I dont expect much from this mercato or even season.