Summer mercato thread 2025-26 (227 Viewers)

Alen

Ѕenior Аdmin
Apr 2, 2007
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    Alen

I know many of you are following our guru competition with great interest and I've been flooded with messages from all around Tuz asking how the competitors are doing.

It’s a close race so far. I won’t spill all the details, but here’s the inside info shared by one of the favorites (I won’t say who, though many consider him the top contender). Some hits and misses, but most of his predictions are still in play:


1. I'm fairly certain we will sign an Italian striker of some sorts. Pinamonti/Pafundi/Berardi/Retegui
2. David is far more likely than Gyokeres
3. Luiz is almost certainly out
4.
We won't sign Chico.
5. New name on the shortlist: Conrad Harder (Sporting Lisbon)
6. Keep an eye out on Theo Hernandez, we may go back in for him, possible swap deal with Dusan
7. Keep an eye on Yilmaz from Galatasaray
8. Tonali is unrealistic
9. Carney Chukwuemeka links
10. We’re gonna sign Amrabat
11. no way we can sign Hjulmand in a part exchange deal
12. Vlahovic will block alot of our movement till the very end at best
13. Nico will stay
14. Douglas Luiz will most probably stay (see prediction number 3)
15. Dusan will stay
16. Kelly will probably stay
17. Sancho is definitely not arriving.
18. Kolo Muani will be very difficult, due to the lack of sales.


Since the maximum allowed number of predictions is 20, this competitor still has room to make two more.
 

AndreaCristiano

Nato, Vive, e muore Italiano
Jun 9, 2011
19,486
I know many of you are following our guru competition with great interest and I've been flooded with messages from all around Tuz asking how the competitors are doing.

It’s a close race so far. I won’t spill all the details, but here’s the inside info shared by one of the favorites (I won’t say who, though many consider him the top contender). Some hits and misses, but most of his predictions are still in play:


1. I'm fairly certain we will sign an Italian striker of some sorts. Pinamonti/Pafundi/Berardi/Retegui
2. David is far more likely than Gyokeres
3. Luiz is almost certainly out
4.
We won't sign Chico.
5. New name on the shortlist: Conrad Harder (Sporting Lisbon)
6. Keep an eye out on Theo Hernandez, we may go back in for him, possible swap deal with Dusan
7. Keep an eye on Yilmaz from Galatasaray
8. Tonali is unrealistic
9. Carney Chukwuemeka links
10. We’re gonna sign Amrabat
11. no way we can sign Hjulmand in a part exchange deal
12. Vlahovic will block alot of our movement till the very end at best
13. Nico will stay
14. Douglas Luiz will most probably stay (see prediction number 3)
15. Dusan will stay
16. Kelly will probably stay
17. Sancho is definitely not arriving.
18. Kolo Muani will be very difficult, due to the lack of sales.


Since the maximum allowed number of predictions is 20, this competitor still has room to make two more.
Those weren’t my predictions lol
 

Alen

Ѕenior Аdmin
Apr 2, 2007
54,172
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    Alen

And here we have the predictions of the other favorite. Not too shabby.

1. Osimhen isn’t coming, bro.
2. Gatti is staying

3. Juventus have set their sights on two Italian players: Giovanni Leoni (18) and Pietro Comuzzo (20)
4. We will get: Ramos, Retegui and Gyokeres, or however you spell it.
5. New name: Donnarumma

6. We will sell: Perin, Di Gregorio, Vlahovic
7. Juve is looking at Dan Ndoye from Bologna they are definitely goin got bring in Giovanni Leoni they also are thinking of Diego Coppola and Balerdi up front KOLO is stayin
8. Offer on the table for David
9. Contatti per Retegui e Gyokeres. Nico in bilico. No della nuova dirigenza a riscatto Veiga.Douglas Luiz verso la cessione.Vlahovic via per 25-30 milioni. Miretti nuovamente al Genoa
10. Juventus inquiring about a big name from Real Madrid
11. Youth player Maksim Minkov Bulgarian wonder kid is on our radar we’ve entered in negotiations
12. Mckennie in contract extension talks should be done in days
13. Juventus put an offer on the table for oshimen Emegha also being looked at
14. Seems like sporting is telling Gyokeres to accept Comoli offer from Juventus
15
. I still don’t know if this David shit is even remotely true. To me it’s gonna be an extension of kolo muani
16. Mbangula going to be sent to Olympiakos Piraeus after Newcastle sign him
17. Looks like we are seriously considering Laporte for the defense
18. Looking at Ambriz from Monterey in Mexico costs 5 mil
19. Jadon Sancho is done deal
20. Joao Mario swap for Alberto Costa anyone ?
 
Feb 12, 2006
69,929
I know many of you are following our guru competition with great interest and I've been flooded with messages from all around Tuz asking how the competitors are doing.

It’s a close race so far. I won’t spill all the details, but here’s the inside info shared by one of the favorites (I won’t say who, though many consider him the top contender). Some hits and misses, but most of his predictions are still in play:


1. I'm fairly certain we will sign an Italian striker of some sorts. Pinamonti/Pafundi/Berardi/Retegui
2. David is far more likely than Gyokeres
3. Luiz is almost certainly out
4.
We won't sign Chico.
5. New name on the shortlist: Conrad Harder (Sporting Lisbon)
6. Keep an eye out on Theo Hernandez, we may go back in for him, possible swap deal with Dusan
7. Keep an eye on Yilmaz from Galatasaray
8. Tonali is unrealistic
9. Carney Chukwuemeka links
10. We’re gonna sign Amrabat
11. no way we can sign Hjulmand in a part exchange deal
12. Vlahovic will block alot of our movement till the very end at best
13. Nico will stay
14. Douglas Luiz will most probably stay (see prediction number 3)
15. Dusan will stay
16. Kelly will probably stay
17. Sancho is definitely not arriving.
18. Kolo Muani will be very difficult, due to the lack of sales.


Since the maximum allowed number of predictions is 20, this competitor still has room to make two more.
Chico was definitely a no go till Giuntoli left check date of when that was stated.

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And here we have the predictions of the other favorite. Not too shabby.

1. Osimhen isn’t coming, bro.
2. Gatti is staying

3. Juventus have set their sights on two Italian players: Giovanni Leoni (18) and Pietro Comuzzo (20)
4. We will get: Ramos, Retegui and Gyokeres, or however you spell it.
5. New name: Donnarumma

6. We will sell: Perin, Di Gregorio, Vlahovic
7. Juve is looking at Dan Ndoye from Bologna they are definitely goin got bring in Giovanni Leoni they also are thinking of Diego Coppola and Balerdi up front KOLO is stayin
8. Offer on the table for David
9. Contatti per Retegui e Gyokeres. Nico in bilico. No della nuova dirigenza a riscatto Veiga.Douglas Luiz verso la cessione.Vlahovic via per 25-30 milioni. Miretti nuovamente al Genoa
10. Juventus inquiring about a big name from Real Madrid
11. Youth player Maksim Minkov Bulgarian wonder kid is on our radar we’ve entered in negotiations
12. Mckennie in contract extension talks should be done in days
13. Juventus put an offer on the table for oshimen Emegha also being looked at
14. Seems like sporting is telling Gyokeres to accept Comoli offer from Juventus
15
. I still don’t know if this David shit is even remotely true. To me it’s gonna be an extension of kolo muani
16. Mbangula going to be sent to Olympiakos Piraeus after Newcastle sign him
17. Looks like we are seriously considering Laporte for the defense
18. Looking at Ambriz from Monterey in Mexico costs 5 mil
19. Jadon Sancho is done deal
20. Joao Mario swap for Alberto Costa anyone ?
"There was also Tonali is coming and Elkann was going to put money towards it"
 

Alen

Ѕenior Аdmin
Apr 2, 2007
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Chico was definitely a no go till Giuntoli left check date of when that was stated.

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"There was also Tonali is coming and Elkann was going to put money towards it"
Indeed, but he made that prediction after he already reached 20, so it doesn't count. Only in case of equal points the 21st prediction becomes a tie-breaker.
 

Alen

Ѕenior Аdmin
Apr 2, 2007
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    Alen

Here are the other gurus. Underwhelming. Except for Siamak, who is destroying more than one ass.

Absolute Virgins (Mark)
1. Juve pushing hard for Osimhen
2. Marc Pubill links
3. Ederson target for midfield


Ottawa Headshines (Lion)
1. have you tried japaense vodka?
2. Why not go for Rodygo? He can be had for 50m
3. Who’s buying Luiz for 30m when he played a total of 30 mins all last season.

Alen
No predictions

Kyle
1. Vlahovic out
2. Douglas Luiz out
3. Cabal out
4. David in
5. Retegui in
6. Leoni in


Gulag Globetrotters (Alex)
1. Juventus have made an enquiry about Axel Disasi
2. Juventus are hoping to earn €100m in total from the sales of the following players: - Perin - Kelly - Rugani - Douglas Luiz - Kostić - Mbangula - Vlahović - Milik
3. Juventus are closely following the situation of Ronald Araújo (26).
4. Juve continues to dream of Victor Osimhen
5. Comolli is hoping to sell Timothy Weah and Alberto Costa in the next week or so
6. Nico Gonzalez is sold
7. Franck Kessié, currently at Al Ahli and under contract until 2026, has been approached by Juventus
8. If Nico Gonzalez doesn’t leave, Juve WON’T sign Jadon Sancho
9. DouglasLuiz is one step away to NottinghamForest from Juventus
10. Juventus are still interested in Atlético Madrid’s right back Nahuel Molina
11. Wolverhampton and Sunderland are fighting for the signature of Lloyd Kelly.

Bjerkness Asshole Destroyers (Siamak)
1. Leoni and Balerdi will be added in the next month
2. Forget Osimhen
3. Juventus will sign David
4. New name for the Juve calciomercato: the name of Widmer from Mainz is emerging
5. Marseille will sign Weah
6. DouglasLuiz is on his way out
7. The bianconeri would have set their eyes on Przemysław Frankowski, an experienced Polish winger
8. JUVENTUS and ATLETICOMADRID are thinking about the exchange: Vlahovic - Molina
 
Feb 12, 2006
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Nottingham Forest sign Hutchinson for over £35 mill they better freaking pay up for Luiz and I mean seriously pay up, not this loan with obligation shit

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Regarding Zhegrova, any move for him is blocked by Nico so Marseille still favorites to sign him, so sleepy cum needs to wake the fuck up.
 
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s4tch

Senior Member
Mar 23, 2015
35,020
Watched O'Rielly play today and from what I've seen he is just incredibly average and belongs at a club like Brighton.. Can't see him ever succeeding at a big club other than being a decent backup

Is no better than the likes of Bentancur or Miretti
he's supposed to score and assist a lot for a midfielder

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i haven't watched him too many times but for me too he was a forgettable player. don't seem to me the guy to raise jj's level at all
 

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