Summer mercato thread 2025-26 (320 Viewers)

[GordoDeCentral]

Why are these hacks so incompetent

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Alen]

If Porto are selling a 25 years old player for 10m euro, then we're talking about a 2m eur player.

 

[BIG DADDY!!!]

I'm just going to chose to not believe anything I read about our transfers until it's actually official though I'll still post them here just to watch the meltdown.

 

[Dostoevsky]

It's not like I was fapping over Costa while he was here but Joao Mario? Are you fucking serious?

 

[JuveJay]

Who is Joao Mario?

 

[Alex-444]

Who is Joao Mario?

 

[iosono.bianconero]

I don't know who mario is but why the fuck we would sell alberto??

 

[DAiDEViL]

It's not like I was fapping over Costa while he was here but Joao Mario? Are you fucking serious?

It's not the bald ex merda player though.

 

[BIG DADDY!!!]

My data says he's a good player so let's sign him up

 

[DAiDEViL]

My data says he's a good player so let's sign him up

77 Rating?

He'll fit right in. Sign him up.

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Wonder if this fuckery has something to do with Chico.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Serie A is dead
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The tug of war between #Juve and #Milan for #Pubill has been surpassed by a relaunch from #Wolverhampton, the #Almeria fullback will go to the Premier League.

[Giovanni Albanese]

This guy signed for Atletico Madrid.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Can't wait for next summer. Maybe it'll be better then

 

[X Æ A-12]

should be given -1000 for the screen shot of his pomodoro sauce stating Allegri for NT despite taking the milan job

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Anyone seen the Epstein files?

No I'm not asking anyone just reporting it because it has been all over the media.

Don't fucking tell me what you think, I never asked any questions

Fuck you, it's not even 9am and my pizza chef has called in sick twice this week now!

The level of Tuz really hit an all time low.

pizza chef? Do you run a restaurant too?

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Who is Joao Mario?

He's a very good offensive RB in FM 24

 

[Akshen]

Just keep Costa and buy a starter, Molina is okay for me.

 

[Turk_Bianconero]

both molina and joao mario suck. fuck thls management.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

pizza chef? Do you run a restaurant too?

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He's a very good offensive RB in FM 24

Epstein and pizza in the same post, maybe he's trying to tell us something

 

[.zero]

I heard there's some entertainment here

 

[X Æ A-12]

Epstein and pizza in the same post, maybe he's trying to tell us something

Well he's too dumb to be a conspirator and too fat to be a victim so...

 

[PhRoZeN]

I checked in with one of my mates on Joao Mario and he told me that defensively he's poor. He offers more when he attacks, got a decent pace but makes horrible decisions. He has been there for a while but has no leadership mentality, he is weak, falls down pretty quick. He should be a backup but they have noone better.

 

[Turk_Bianconero]

I checked in with one of my mates on Joao Mario and he told me that defensively he's poor. He offers more when he attacks, got a decent pace but makes horrible decisions. He has been there for a while but has no leadership mentality, he is weak, falls down pretty quick. He should be a backup but they have noone better.

now they have.