Summer mercato thread 2025-26 (417 Viewers)

[Badass J Elkann]

seriously Retegui for 65 mil, and we cant even move Vlahovic for like 40 50 mil? damn..

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Mate never mind getting 40 or 50 mill for Vlahovic... we may actually pay approx 20 mill JUST TO RELEASE HIM FOR FREE!

 

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[FlavioJuve]

The deal of Hancko to Al Nassr collapsed. Perhaps we can get a cheeky bid in

 

[Badass J Elkann]

The deal of Hancko to Al Nassr collapsed. Perhaps we can get a cheeky bid in

lol must've been reading Tuz

5 mill plus Kelly to Feyenoord NOW!!!

 

[DanielSz]

seriously Retegui for 65 mil, and we cant even move Vlahovic for like 40 50 mil? damn..

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Vlahovic is on an expiring contract, he has minimal value even if he werent a scrub.

 

[Scottish]

Yes because Portugals media is reporting it

But are you reporting it?

@Alen is this a loophole or does it count?

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Vlahovic is on an expiring contract, he has minimal value even if he werent a scrub.

If Juve was the buying club we'd pay 40.

We need to find the next one in the sucker chain.

 

[Alen]

But are you reporting it?

@Alen is this a loophole or does it count?

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If Juve was the buying club we'd pay 40.

We need to find the next one in the sucker chain.

It counts, but he will also get negative points if it won't materialize. Also, copying media info gets smthg like +1 or +2 pts if it's good info and -10 pts if it's bad, so the gurus should think twice before they claim it here.

 

[Ronn]

Joao Mario swap for Alberto Costa anyone ?

Joao Mario is crap

Don’t look at me. I’m not the one looking at the deal

You asked the question

Yes because Portugals media is reporting it

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[Badass J Elkann]

It counts, but he will also get negative points if it won't materialize. Also, copying media info gets smthg like +1 or +2 pts if it's good info and -10 pts if it's bad, so the gurus should think twice before they claim it here.

should be given -1000 for the screen shot of his pomodoro sauce stating Allegri for NT despite taking the milan job

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Anyone seen the Epstein files?

No I'm not asking anyone just reporting it because it has been all over the media.

Don't fucking tell me what you think, I never asked any questions

Fuck you, it's not even 9am and my pizza chef has called in sick twice this week now!

The level of Tuz really hit an all time low.

 

[Stevie]

Serie A is dead
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The tug of war between #Juve and #Milan for #Pubill has been surpassed by a relaunch from #Wolverhampton, the #Almeria fullback will go to the Premier League.

[Giovanni Albanese]

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Serie A is dead
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The tug of war between #Juve and #Milan for #Pubill has been surpassed by a relaunch from #Wolverhampton, the #Almeria fullback will go to the Premier League.

[Giovanni Albanese]

Don't even think we were in for him, Milan suddenly got cold feet despite a medical for his dodgy knees.
Even so I said a while ago it wouldn't be long till we start competing with championship clubs for players... we are basically there, even Wrexham signed someone from empoli the other day...

 

[Gian]

So it's late July and the transfer market closes in 1 month. In one month, Comolli has to:

- Sell Douglas Luiz
- Sell Nico
- Sell or rescind Vlahovic
- Sell Kostic
- Sell Weah / Mbangula
- Mirretti would want to be sold
- Potentially replace Perin
- Sign a striker that could start
- Sign a winger
- Sign a defender that could start
- Potentially sign a midfielder too with DL out (we'd only have Loca, Thuram and McK)
- Sign wingback(s), yes plural considering we right not only have Alberto and Cambiaso with 1 being not good enough and the other injury prone and very hot and cold
- Re-asses what he wants to do with Koop


We spend almost a month fucking negotiate a deal for Chico.

Seriously what the hel do they do over at the HQ.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

How has Molina been at Atletico?

Terrible

 

[Badass J Elkann]

So it's late July and the transfer market closes in 1 month. In one month, Comolli has to:

- Sell Douglas Luiz
- Sell Nico
- Sell or rescind Vlahovic
- Sell Kostic
- Sell Weah / Mbangula
- Mirretti would want to be sold
- Potentially replace Perin
- Sign a striker that could start
- Sign a winger
- Sign a defender that could start
- Potentially sign a midfielder too with DL out (we'd only have Loca, Thuram and McK)
- Sign wingback(s), yes plural considering we right not only have Alberto and Cambiaso with 1 being not good enough and the other injury prone and very hot and cold
- Re-asses what he wants to do with Koop


We spend almost a month fucking negotiate a deal for Chico.

Seriously what the hel do they do over at the HQ.

must be a lack of oxygen flow at HQ... everyone's asleep

 

[GordoDeCentral]

lol must've been reading Tuz

5 mill plus Kelly to Feyenoord NOW!!!

Isn't he a free agent

 

[Alex-444]

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Isn't he a free agent

I thought his contract with Feyenoord runs out in 2028?

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Even the graphics look like a botched job...

 

[Dostoevsky]

Serie A is dead
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The tug of war between #Juve and #Milan for #Pubill has been surpassed by a relaunch from #Wolverhampton, the #Almeria fullback will go to the Premier League.

[Giovanni Albanese]

 

[BIG DADDY!!!]

 

[DAiDEViL]

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Ofc Porto want to close it quick, they see something in Costa that our club doesn't. Stupid fucks, all the management need to be fired on the spot.