Summer mercato thread 2025-26 (148 Viewers)

[Badass J Elkann]

The way things are, we'll be lucky to make any significant sales, by that I mean anyone of 20+ mill, yup we are going into this season incomplete and out of sorts.

Someone remind me what commical Cuntmolli is doing?

 

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[mondo1]

The way things are, we'll be lucky to make any significant sales, by that I mean anyone of 20+ mill, yup we are going into this season incomplete and out of sorts.

Someone remind me what commical Cuntmolli is doing?

He’s cooking… but forgot to turn the stove on, so we have to wait another 2 weeks before panic buys without refunds


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[Badass J Elkann]

He’s cooking… but forgot to turn the stove on, so we have to wait another 2 weeks before panic buys without refunds


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Never mind turning on the stove, he hasn't got any ingredients to cook with and he's had the gas and electrics cut off. Can't even toast a piece of bread right now.

 

[mondo1]

Never mind turning on the stove, he hasn't got any ingredients to cook with and he's had the gas and electrics cut off. Can't even toast a piece of bread right now.

Well he has the expired dumpster specials like Arthur kostic rugani Djalo and co


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[Alin]

He’s cooking… but forgot to turn the stove on, so we have to wait another 2 weeks before panic buys without refunds


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Never mind turning on the stove, he hasn't got any ingredients to cook with and he's had the gas and electrics cut off. Can't even toast a piece of bread right now.

Well he has the expired dumpster specials like Arthur kostic rugani Djalo and co

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Before opening to check this thread today i kind of already was very much aware i won’t be reading about any reliable news or rumors about the mercatto, however this type of content is surely why i still keep coming back to this place!

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Before opening to check this thread today i kind of already was very much aware i won’t be reading about any reliable news or rumors about the mercatto, however this type of content is surely why i still keep coming back to this place!

Wait did you not hear? we signed a superstar player from China today!

He's called

Fuk kin Nobody

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Tonali when?

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Tonali when?

on the 30th of Never

 

[Alex-444]

Wolverhampton and Sunderland are fighting for the signature of Lloyd Kelly.

 

[Hust]

TBH i rather he signs nobody than start panic buying just for the sake of buying.

it’s funny cuz thats been the same arguement the last 4 - 5 years. Less damage to club if just don’t buy anyone because we make such poor choices when we do

 

[Rockets]

Yeah. I read comments on X saying the best transfer strategy for JJ is actually a transfer ban. At first I thought they are kidding. Now I realize that is pure wisdom.

 

[Alex-444]

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[Badass J Elkann]

Wolverhampton and Sunderland are fighting for the signature of Lloyd Kelly.

Have you ever seen 2 kids fight out over a bag of shit in a playground? no me neither.

 

[Alex-444]

Have you ever seen 2 kids fight out over a bag of shit in a playground? no me neither.

need to send this to Comolli.

 

[The Quazis]

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Well, 10 years ago it was 12mln for Verratti. Now they cost 35 lol

 

[Badass J Elkann]

need to send this to Comolli.

Yeah Comolli was the guy who bought the shitty stocks.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Al Nassr are trying to push out Laporte it seems. Still 31 years old. Maybe we can try him as a 1 year stopgap player for the defense? Allows us to focus elsewhere this mercato.

Why are they pushing him out

 

[DAiDEViL]

Well, 10 years ago it was 12mln for Verratti. Now they cost 35 lol

Fixed

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Why are they pushing him out

It's more that Laporte wants out and Al Nassr won't release him for free.

 

[cimenk]

It's more that Laporte wants out and Al Nassr won't release him for free.

I dont think Laporte is LCB suitable for Tudor's system. The way our team play recently is to make LCB and RCB high up the pitch sometimes as a winger while Fullback (Cambiasso go inside) and CM (Loca / Thuram) covering in case of counter attack. That's why lots of news linked us to DM with higher defensive trait (Hjulmand/Bissouma/Haidara/Ndidi).

That also the reason he said he see Douglas play higher up as AM (Kenan position) and the reason Miretti can be sold for the right offer.

The way he used LCB make Kelly is the most suitable player there now as he also played as LB before. Hancko before also right fit or Veiga. Cabal also should be able to do it.