Summer mercato thread 2022-23 season (137 Viewers)

[ByzantineUSA]

So the journalism is no more than an average tuzzer's safe assumptions on anything

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Boksic]

The rumours are gaining traction

Good price if we can do it.

What an absolutely abysmal deal that was for Kean. Absolute desperation after Ronaldo left. Both moves were handled so badly.

 

[U Picciriddu]

It means that we have a buyer if we are so sure that we will sell him

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Wait a second the guy’s name is really UDOGIE?

I thought that was a tuz joke I missed

 

[radekas]

Wait a second the guy’s name is really UDOGIE?

I thought that was a tuz joke I missed

His first name is Destiny too...

 

[Akshen]

Wait a second the guy’s name is really UDOGIE?

I thought that was a tuz joke I missed

Same though it's another plumberson or fagjinho at first.

 

[Karim30]

I am assuming it’s a Nigerian name so quit the racism

 

[radekas]

I am assuming it’s a Nigerian name so quit the racism

It's racist to assume that we are making fun of his name because it's Nigerian.

 

[Karim30]

It's racist to assume that we are making fun of his name because it's Nigerian.

It’s a fucking joke

 

[X Æ A-12]

Wait a second the guy’s name is really UDOGIE?

I thought that was a tuz joke I missed

His first name is even funnier imo

Destiny is the name of an economically disadvantaged black girl that weighs 300 lbs

 

[il brutto]

His first name is even funnier imo

Destiny is the name of an economically disadvantaged black girl that weighs 300 lbs

Imo Destiny sounds more like a name for a porn actress/stripper.

 

[Enron]

His first name is even funnier imo

Destiny is the name of an economically disadvantaged black girl that weighs 300 lbs

that’s precious

 

[CrimsonianKing]

His first name is even funnier imo

Destiny is the name of an economically disadvantaged black girl that weighs 300 lbs

That works the night, if you know what I mean

 

[Heretic]

No worries, we’ll have Pogba, Di Maria, Muriel and Udogie for less than 40m

Dat yearly wages?

 

[Post Ironic]

that’s precious

Precious is Destiny’s best friend.

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His first name is even funnier imo

Destiny is the name of an economically disadvantaged black girl that weighs 300 lbs

Imo Destiny sounds more like a name for a porn actress/stripper.

Not sure why you think these two things don’t go hand in hand. A 300lb economically disadvantaged black girl pornstar sounds about right these days.

 

[Suns]

I read about links to Enzo Fernandez (Calciomercato)
Is he good?

ngl his name sounds like a failed journeyman who ends up playing for Cagliari.

 

[Nenz]

I think, Perisic gonna accept Inter's new offer, so we gonna sign Kostic. This way, Raspadori not needed. Center back and left back is a must, dunno if Arsenal willing to sell Gabriel.
I am sure Di Maria and Pogba will arrive. We will let Arthur to leave (can imagine a 2y loan here) and Fagioli stays as Locatelli's sub, no other changes on MID.

So, what I believe:
Pogba
Di Maria
another winger (maybe Kostic) and Soulé + Aké will be first team members
Left back -> Udogie
Centre back
This would already mean 5 new signings, others will depend on the departures.

Morata departing must mean Raspadori. Really like that player.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

His first name is even funnier imo

Destiny is the name of an economically disadvantaged black girl that weighs 300 lbs

The type that goes viral on Tiktok and Instagram for getting into a fight in a McDonald’s with another behemoth and they tear each other’s clothes off.

 

[Nenz]

Juventus are interested in signing Lucas Torreira from Arsenal to strengthen shorten the midfield. (Tmw)

Terrible idea. Had a go at a big club already. Buy Frattesi.

 

[X Æ A-12]

The type that goes viral on Tiktok and Instagram for getting into a fight in a McDonald’s with another behemoth and they tear each other’s clothes off.

Then takes no responsibility and blames the incident on white supremacy