We paid Higuain 2 years of salary to leave, so that we can upgrade.
Dzeko was our primary target, but to secure smth relevant we bribed Perugia's University to give Suarez the Italian citizenship. Because we could not sign him after getting MacKennie.
Our transfer policy is extremely erratic.
To make thing worse we claimed Giroud was our 3rd choice and to escape humiliation he rejected us. And then push forward to attract Cavani, but offering half the salary he demanded...
After everything else has failed, we agreed with Atletico to let them sign Suarez and throw us the left over named Moratta. A forward completely unable to finish chances, proved time and time again, even at the easiest possible league of Spain...
We are so pathetic, our entire mngnt should quit!