Summer Mercato Thread 2018 (14 Viewers)

[DAiDEViL]

Not funny. where is the disclaimer "no child was hurt in the making of this video?"

Forget about the child, what about the little lizard the girl landed on?

 

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[Xperd]

Thanks for confirmation we are signing more players. You are always wrong about these things.

I love jinxing things obviously

 

[Valerio.]

So, Pogback or Sms next?

prolly none we're -140-150m so far....

 

[gagych]

PLEASE CLOSE MERCATO NOW

 

[Seven]

It's because he doesn't fit into them himself, someone else has to take care of their needs. @Seven

It's really unfortunate that no one told him 7ft Somalis don't fit into 4ft Eskimoes

 

[Hust]

PLEASE CLOSE MERCATO NOW

Why? Afraid what might happen next?

 

[Xperd]

Why? Afraid what might happen next?

ask to leave

hands tied

we need to satisfy the player

 

[Post Ironic]

It's really unfortunate that no one told him 7ft Somalis don't fit into 4ft Eskimoes

Fr3sh has legit micropenis. Surprised you haven't realized this yet.

 

[Hust]

ask to leave

hands tied

we need to satisfy the player

haha well now we seem to be in the position of forcing people out that don't want to leave

 

[kappa96]

Shouldn't we go for Vidal, seeing that he is now a market opportunity?

 

[DIECI]

Meeting in progress between Juventus and Milan - Marotta and Paratici are present at Milan HQ to complete the operation that will bring Bonucci to Juventus and take Caldara and Higuain to Milan. [Romeo Agresti]

Hopefully Marotta is able to keep Caldara and swap him for Sturaro or Benatia

 

[Hust]

Fr3sh has legit micropenis. Surprised you haven't realized this yet.

must be a kanadien thing

 

[gagych]

If we sell nobody, we are set. We have a team which can win CL already. Just do not sell.

Well... Sturaro can go

 

[Xperd]

Hopefully Marotta is able to keep Caldara and swap him for Sturaro or Benatia

its already done dude

they're finalizing the last details of the deal

 

[Gep]

Shouldn't we go for Vidal, seeing that he is now a market opportunity?

I was thinking the same thing. We should totally go in for him and install new stair lifts at Continassa. Just in case old people turn up.

 

[Amer]

Meeting in progress between Juventus and Milan - Marotta and Paratici are present at Milan HQ to complete the operation that will bring Bonucci to Juventus and take Caldara and Higuain to Milan. [Romeo Agresti]

Who would have thought that it would actually be us who strengthen Milan while they weaken us.

 

[Wittl]

Well obviously that child is no where near as tough as you

I would have hurt myself and wouldn't find this gif funny. Hope she's a lot tougher than me.

 

[Hust]

Who would have thought that it would actually be us who strengthen Milan while they weaken us.

We thought that last summer.

 

[Post Ironic]

Who would have thought that it would actually be us who strengthen Milan while they weaken us.

Weaken us how exactly?

 

[DIECI]

Weaken us how exactly?

I think giving them our top goal scorer for the last 2 seasons and a young up and coming defender for a 31 year old defender would do the trick