Man United is the main reason I don't believe in this, actually. They always wanted to bring him "home", could easily afford the transfer fee and wouldn't need sponsoring even for the wages.
But @Maddy I do see signs that make the Juve-deal plausible as well.
- Sponsoring (if true)
- CR7 wanting to win titles he hasn't already won (Serie-A)
- CR7 maybe relishing the challenge to end our CL drought
- Juve / Mendes relations seem good
- TANU'S PROPHECY
That said, though. No

No no no. It can't be!