Summer Mercato Thread 2018 (86 Viewers)

[DAiDEViL]

We can keep Fr3sh occupied with a fat joint and a Kathoey going down on him; he'll be happy. Wittl seems to be of exquisite taste, so pleasing him might take some effort. Dai is flexible and will embrace the novelty of everything.

Wittl to bring his own tranny. Local girls gonna be jelly as fuck.

 

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[Hust]

Juventus are expected to replace Lichtsteiner & Asamoah with Darmian & Spinazzola in the summer. (Corsport)

Operation Italian nationalism in full swing

 

[Post Ironic]

Wittl to bring his own tranny. Local girls gonna be jelly as fuck.

Is she really that extraordinary?

 

[Abdo Alzahaby]

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[Wittl]

That sounds incredible.
@Fr3sh, @Wittl, and @DAiDEViL are coming too.

Wittl to bring his own tranny. Local girls gonna be jelly as fuck.

Nah, when we all go there, I wanna meet new girls.

I've been to Thailand 9 years ago, but at that time I wasn't that open minded. I once went to the massage and I hoped that the girl won't be a tranny What a dumdass I was.

I remember though, that they were the most beautiful girls there.

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Is she really that extraordinary?

Yes, one of them is a beauty, a little cheeky and bitchy though.

But the other one I know, 19 years and quite cute, is a really nice person. We had interesting and deep talks.

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We need a beer runner..

 

[MikeM]

I would take Darmian only as a backup.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Yes, one of them is a beauty, a little cheeky and bitchy though.

But the other one I know, 19 years and quite cute, is a really nice person. We had interesting and deep talks.

We all know what that means.

 

[Fr3sh]

That sounds incredible.
@Fr3sh, @Wittl, and @DAiDEViL are coming too.

@Post Ironic

Have you ever considered we are the perfect accompaniment for pancakes? Maple Syrup and Butter? That's why we make this shithole of a forum work.

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WIth @Fr3sh in Thailand. I think I could just die afterwards. Life would be complete.

We can keep Fr3sh occupied with a fat joint and a Kathoey going down on him; he'll be happy. Wittl seems to be of exquisite taste, so pleasing him might take some effort. Dai is flexible and will embrace the novelty of everything.

Me, dai, pi, maddy, wittl, you guys forgot my boy @Klovn
We'd destroy Thailand and would tuen b81 into a wanted man nationally

Also i need the best quality herb and top fellatio giver needs to perform on my toe before being blessed woth muh deck
We shoild bring Kyle and sell him

 

[DAiDEViL]

Kyle can be the Beer-runner.

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We sell him before we fly back home though.

 

[Juvellino]

If we keep Alex Sandro, getting Darmian is fine.

 

[rakib567]

We should have given Lirola a chance this year. He could have developed much better with us.

 

[Xperd]

English press says Darmian is about done, not just Italian press

And that British press are quoting Italian sources

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Juventus are expected to replace Lichtsteiner & Asamoah with Darmian & Spinazzola in the summer. (Corsport)

Italien powaaaaaaa

 

[Adrian]

Spinna and darmian as squad players is fine but if we lose sandro and these two with DS are our full back options then seriously we would have gone from having the best defense in europe to one of the worst going around amongst the big teams.

 

[Mr Chocolate]

Would have liked to keep Asa, he's been really good this season

 

[DAiDEViL]

I wonder how high Darmian's wages are gonna be.

 

[Orgut]

And will Alex sandro stay

Not a chance but if he does, I hope we get to the CL final with A.Sandro assisting Spinazzola the winning goal followed by a spinnarooney celebration

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Real want SMS game over?!

 

[Gagi]

SMS is huge RM fan.

 

[spurdo]

What do you guys think of Under? Kid is in killer form right now:

 

[DAiDEViL]

Not handsome enough.