Summer Mercato Thread 2018 (93 Viewers)

[Mark]

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Knowing is half the battle.

-GI Joe

:jester:

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Hust]

:jester:

You, maybe. Me, no.

 

[Mark]

You, maybe. Me, no.

I just put a random smiley.

 

[Maddy]

Same.

People making fun of "back-pass" Asa - yeah. Have fun with Darmian. Pointless buy. Pile up them mediocre italian fullbacks.

Matteo "Ashley Young and Antonio Valencia are ahead of me in an all defensive Mourinho United" Darmian.

 

[Stevie]

I don't know if we can make him 'great' since he's already 28 but he can be a solid rotation option for sure

Actually I much rather him than MDS when he's fit and healthy tbh

Barza was older when he joined us but your probably right im just saying there isnt much risk involved so its worth a try as long as it doesnt prevent us from signing someone better or losing Alex Sandro.

 

[Hust]

Barza was older when he joined us but your probably right im just saying there isnt much risk involved so its worth a try as long as it doesnt prevent us from signing someone better or losing Alex Sandro.

Seems like a low risk low cost backup buy. Lichtsteiner is leaving too.

 

[Post Ironic]

Do you really want another -Rep? Don't do this Bro. You're a nice guy. Why do you have to provoke me by mentioning that creature, that anomaly on a football pitch

Have -rep, you syphilis-monger.

 

[Bianconero81]

Have -rep, you syphilis-monger.

-rep

 

[Maddy]

Have -rep, you syphilis-monger.

Honestly I doubt B81 has the balls to go bareback on a kathoey

 

[Post Ironic]

Honestly I doubt B81 has the balls to go bareback on a kathoey

I thought it was obvious that the Kathoeys have the balls to go bareback on him.

 

[Maddy]

I thought it was obvious that the Kathoeys have the balls to go bareback on him.

Oh, I see.. you think he's the recipient?

I've always pictured him as the cuckold masturbating while his bought wife is getting pounded by a double tag team of kathoeys. Of course he eats the 'left overs'

@Bianconero81 can you confirm who's right. Me or Maple Syrup?

 

[Bianconero81]

Oh, I see.. you think he's the recipient?

I've always pictured him as the cuckold masturbating while his bought wife is getting pounded by a double tag team of kathoeys. Of course he eats the 'left overs'

@Bianconero81 can you confirm who's right. Me or Maple Syrup?

I guess you guys are gonna have to pay me a visit and find out. Maple Syrup and Butter Boy in the Land of Ladyboys (that could actually work as a movie title)

 

[Post Ironic]

I guess you guys are gonna have to pay me a visit and find out. Maple Syrup and Butter Boy in the Land of Ladyboys.

That sounds incredible.
@Fr3sh, @Wittl, and @DAiDEViL are coming too.

 

[Maddy]

I guess you guys are gonna have to pay me a visit and find out. Maple Syrup and Butter Boy in the Land of Ladyboys.

@Post Ironic

Have you ever considered we are the perfect accompaniment for pancakes? Maple Syrup and Butter? That's why we make this shithole of a forum work.

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That sounds incredible.
@Fr3sh, @Wittl, and @DAiDEViL are coming too.

WIth @Fr3sh in Thailand. I think I could just die afterwards. Life would be complete.

 

[Bianconero81]

That sounds incredible.
@Fr3sh, @Wittl, and @DAiDEViL are coming too.

We can keep Fr3sh occupied with a fat joint and a Kathoey going down on him; he'll be happy. Wittl seems to be of exquisite taste, so pleasing him might take some effort. Dai is flexible and will embrace the novelty of everything.

 

[Post Ironic]

@Post Ironic

Have you ever considered we are the perfect accompaniment for pancakes? Maple Syrup and Butter? That's why we make this shithole of a forum work.

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WIth @Fr3sh in Thailand. I think I could just die afterwards. Life would be complete.

Pannenkoeken > Pancakes.

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We can keep Fr3sh occupied with a fat joint and a Kathoey going down on him; he'll be happy. Wittl seems to be of exquisite taste, so pleasing him might take some effort. Dai is flexible and will embrace the novelty of everything.

so true. Especially Wittl.

 

[Maddy]

Pannenkoeken > Pancakes.

Pandekager > Pannenkoeken > Pancakes

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We can keep Fr3sh occupied with a fat joint and a Kathoey going down on him; he'll be happy. Wittl seems to be of exquisite taste, so pleasing him might take some effort. Dai is flexible and will embrace the novelty of everything.

We need a beer runner..

 

[Xperd]

Juventus are expected to replace Lichtsteiner & Asamoah with Darmian & Spinazzola in the summer. (Corsport)

 

[Maddy]

Juventus are expected to replace Lichtsteiner & Asamoah with Darmian & Spinazzola in the summer. (Corsport)

 

[juve123]

Juventus are expected to replace Lichtsteiner & Asamoah with Darmian & Spinazzola in the summer. (Corsport)

And will Alex sandro stay