Summer Mercato Thread 2018 (178 Viewers)

[tassard]

What's up guys! I just got home from a long day at work, what are the news? Please give me the good ones first

-Cronaldo on vacation, drinking mojitos and banging his wife

-Mendez negotiating with Perez who is playing hardball

-Silence from our board

-Tuz F5ing fever

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Let me add underwear investigation and spotting fake jets

 

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[reallegends]

What's up guys! I just got home from a long day at work, what are the news? Please give me the good ones first

There was a house in the middle of nowhere where a car was apparently waiting to frisk Ronaldo away. Nothing happened for quite a while there.

There is an underwear website for CR7 underwears where there is a picture of Juve stadium.

Ronaldo is in Greece enjoying vacations.

 

[RoiLezard]

-Cronaldo on vacation, drinking mojitos and banging his wife

-Mendez negotiating with Perez who is playing hardball

-Silence from our board

-Tuz F5ing fever

- - - Updated - - -

Let me add underwear investigation and spotting fake jets

Lol thanks! So in other words nothing new. I'll just join the gang in their F5ing movement, better exercise my hand and fingers for tonight

 

[WΏΏdy?]

It's a game of Chinese whisper, from one piggyback riding website to another, same shit being recycled with a few tweaks for two days now, I can already predict the next breaking news.

Madrid have agreed to sell to Juve! (Duh)
Exclusive!! Ronaldo told what he needs to do to make this happen, ball is in his court now!
Just in! Prez OKs sale, it's a matter of hours for two days now!
Ronaldo's agent drops big hint, ronaldo took a shit and it's black and white, doctor cronies called in via helicopter to check it out

Ronaldo renews contract with Madrid, "Never a doubt I would stay" says 4 time player of the year

"Ronaldo was a dream, but we were never in serious talks and have to respect FFP rules" beppe

 

[bongraider]

https://m.calciomercato.com/en/news...bring-a-brazilian-star-with-him-to-juve-19544

Let the stroking commence

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[tassard]

https://m.calciomercato.com/en/news...bring-a-brazilian-star-with-him-to-juve-19544

Let the stroking commence

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Easy for Beppe

 

[Mark]

FFS they quote Don Balon who said this morning he's going to ManU.

#calma

 

[CrimsonianKing]

MY HEART COULDN'T POSSIBLY TAKE THIS. RONALDO AND MARCELO??

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

already am and they pay is shit.

You should get a cut from the transfers. Just like

 

[Mark]

You should get a cut from the transfers. Just like

or Mino and Jorge's.

 

[Gagi]

Marcelo? WTF is going on

 

[Mark]

Marcelo? WTF is going on

#fakenews

 

[Liviu]

Don't know if it's new but gurus here can say more.

 

[alexjuventino]

I can't wait till Tuesday

 

[Linebreak]

Ok

I know this graphic is from 2015, but i couldn't find a newer one. Still does a good job though.

Great graphic.

 

[ClaudiOHHH]

Hey Juventus

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Announce Lonzo Ball

 

[Cerval]

Don't know if it's new but gurus here can say more.

It's new

 

[Hydde]

Marcelo? WTF is going on

Stop mentioning marcelo guys, is obviuously fake.

We cant even sign the fuking ronaldo and pèople are saying he will ring his friends. Come on

 

[alexjuventino]

@Mark


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