Summer Mercato Thread 2018 (38 Viewers)

[Wittl]

He'll let the bus come 3 minutes too early tomorrow.

You can run after it in your 50cent shoes.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[lgorTudor]

Are you an expert on things that come early? ::

 

[Wittl]

Tomorrow is Feiertag

talking about buses, some 150kg gypsy women were blocking the bus doors for like 2 minutes so other elderly (but still fat) gypsy women could make it to the bus from fuck knows where. Bus driver went mental and their 5yo gypsy kid kept yelling at him to go faster for like 10 minutes At the traffic lights she kept shouting DRIVE while dripping her ice cream on the seat

gypsies are napoletanos multiplied by 10

 

[Mark]

Which players do you believe is arriving this mercato?

Perin
Darmian
Godin/Gimenez/de Ligt/Mr. X IF Benatia/Rugani leave
Spinazzola
Caldara
Bernat/Ismaily/Kolarov/Mr. X IF Alex Sandro leaves
Can
Pogba/SMS/Cristante/Barella/Pellegrini/Kovacic/Praet IF Kehedira/Marchisio leave
Martial/Morata/Lewa/Icardi/Talisca/Cavani IF Pipita leaves
Pjaca.

 

[Xperd]

Mino met us.

Pogba story is even more faker than Tanu's story tbh

Mino prolly tieing up a deal for Bonajabroni

 

[Mark]

Pogba story is even more faker than Tanu's story tbh

Mino prolly tieing up a deal for Bonajabroni

 

[Wittl]

Are you an expert on things that come early? ::

Who said that I'm the one who needs to have endurance?

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@Post Ironic

 

[IlCapitano]

Perin
Darmian
Godin/Gimenez/de Ligt/Mr. X IF Benatia/Rugani leave
Spinazzola
Caldara
Bernat/Ismaily/Kolarov/Mr. X IF Alex Sandro leaves
Can
Pogba/SMS/Cristante/Barella/Pellegrini/Kovacic/Praet IF Kehedira/Marchisio leave
Martial/Morata/Lewa/Icardi/Talisca/Cavani IF Pipita leaves
Pjaca.

All I needed to see.

Open the thread Mark

 

[Mark]

All I needed to see.

Open the thread Mark

 

[Osman]

Perin
Darmian
Godin/Gimenez/de Ligt/Mr. X IF Benatia/Rugani leave
Spinazzola
Caldara
Bernat/Ismaily/Kolarov/Mr. X IF Alex Sandro leaves
Can
Pogba/SMS/Cristante/Barella/Pellegrini/Kovacic/Praet IF Kehedira/Marchisio leave
Martial/Morata/Lewa/Icardi/Talisca/Cavani IF Pipita leaves
Pjaca.

You make Raki post like this (with no umph like tru rakibomb) and then you wonder why peeps call Tanu's (aka Thanos aka2 Thanuz) the true guru of Tuz.

 

[Mark]

You make Raki post like this (with no umph like tru rakibomb) and then you wonder why peeps call Tanu's (aka Thanos) the true guru of Tuz.

I don't BS...we have many options...mercato 101. #LearnfromBeppe

 

[Maddy]

Perin
Darmian
Godin/Gimenez/de Ligt/Mr. X IF Benatia/Rugani leave
Spinazzola
Caldara
Bernat/Ismaily/Kolarov/Mr. X IF Alex Sandro leaves
Can
Pogba/SMS/Cristante/Barella/Pellegrini/Kovacic/Praet IF Kehedira/Marchisio leave
Martial/Morata/Lewa/Icardi/Talisca/Cavani IF Pipita leaves
Pjaca.

That is one depressing mercato tho. Soem Tuz members will need a lot of therapy to cope with this shit

Wil this be a summer of meltdowns?

 

[Osman]

I don't BS...we have many options...mercato 101. #LearnfromBeppe

Why cant you be more like Thanuz? Stop being limpdicked buzzkill, and more like him, he allways makes us go:

Spoiler

 

[Xperd]

Tanu_Mz will truly become Thanos_Mz on Tuz if his 'SMS to my knowledge is done and working on Icardi' stories prove to be fake

 

[Mark]

Why cant you be more like Thanuz? Stop being limpdicked buzzkill, and more like him, he allways makes us go:

Spoiler

but then you want to hang yourself. I'm telling you like it is. I'm The Informer.

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Tanu_Mz will truly become Thanos_Mz on Tuz if his 'SMS to my knowledge is done and working on Icardi' stories prove to be fake

Even a Broken Clock is Right Twice a Day...kid can get lucky.

 

[AndreaCristiano]

but then you want to hang yourself. I'm telling you like it is. I'm The Informer.

https://g.co/kgs/v7drnr

Ya mean like this guy ?

 

[zizinho]

Mino met us.

Bonaventura? Balotelli?

 

[Mark]

Bonaventura? Balotelli?

too many questions.

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https://g.co/kgs/v7drnr

Ya mean like this guy ?

lol

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Wanda so funny

7

like 7 straight scudetti

LOL

 

[piotrr]

We'll sign Pogba, SMS and Lewandowski.





Italian Pogba in Cristante, italian SMS in Bonaventura and italian Lewa in Balotelli this is.

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Why cant you be more like Thanuz? Stop being limpdicked buzzkill, and more like him, he allways makes us go:

Spoiler

My fav movie ever

 

[Mark]

We'll sign Pogba, SMS and Lewandowski.





Italian Pogba in Cristante, italian SMS in Bonaventura and italian Lewa in Balotelli this is.

you MIGHT be right in 1.

or not.