Summer mercato thread 2017-18 (111 Viewers)

[GiocataGrande]

You got it all mixed up. The Portuguese are the ones with the mustaches.

At least They dont have that chewbacca pelt

 

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[KB824]

You got it all mixed up. The Portuguese are the ones with the mustaches.

And sideburns straight outta Samuel L Jackson circa Pulp Fiction.


The fuck. Seriously. I get jealous of those Portuguese girls sometimes. I couldn't groom my sideburns to look like that on my best day.

 

[DAiDEViL]

I need pictures.

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Keita Balde done dealio? @Mark

 

[CrimsonianKing]

At least They dont have that chewbacca pelt

Oh but they do.

And sideburns straight outta Samuel L Jackson circa Pulp Fiction.


The fuck. Seriously. I get jealous of those Portuguese girls sometimes. I couldn't groom my sideburns to look like that on my best day.

you know half of my family is of Portuguese descent, right. One of my aunties go full 70s sideburns style and doesn't give a fuck. The other half Italian, so there's that nose. It's a great fucking combination

 

[KB824]

Oh but they do.



you know half of my family is of Portuguese descent, right. One of my aunties go full 70s sideburns style and doesn't give a fuck. The other half Italian, so there's that nose. It's a great fucking combination

Of course I knew that.

And with that being said, you knew that I was right

 

[GiocataGrande]

Oh but they do.



you know half of my family is of Portuguese descent, right. One of my aunties go full 70s sideburns style and doesn't give a $#@!. The other half Italian, so there's that nose. It's a great $#@!ing combination

Lol , if portugese woman Are considered hairy, what is pakistani?

 

[Wittl]

You got it all mixed up. The Portuguese are the ones with the mustaches.

I've just been in Lisbon and the girls there were freaking hot though...

 

[Zacheryah]

Did you use google translate for that?

Ay papi que rico

No, from Robert Kelly in some show of his , added some words

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You got it all mixed up. The Portuguese are the ones with the mustaches.

Wat

 

[Alex-444]

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[Bianconero Vero]

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[Fr3sh]

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No. 20 mil up front no installments or no deal.

 

[Mark]

I need pictures.

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Keita Balde done dealio? @Mark

 

[DAiDEViL]

No option.

Make them broke turks pay first.

 

[Mark]

[video=twitter;893572685682311168]https://twitter.com/footballitalia/status/893572685682311168[/video]

falso niews.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Let's say it happens, Who will open the thread

 

[Mark]

Let's say it happens, Who will open the thread

you want it?

 

[DAiDEViL]

you want it?

Yes.

 

[CrimsonianKing]

I've just been in Lisbon and the girls there were freaking hot though...

Tbf it's an old joke meant for the older generation. I don't think young 20, 30 some years old Portuguese girls are like that. And yes, Portuguese/Spanish women are hot as fuck.

 

[Mark]

Yes.

Let me think about it.

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Of course I knew that.

And with that being said, you knew that I was right

Yeah there are two jokes that's been around for centuries in Brazil that will never die. One is about the Portuguese man being dumb as a rock and always being the owner of a bakery and the woman is always hairy beyond recognition.