Summer mercato thread 2017-18 (28 Viewers)

[KB824]

Dont worry, i give your son straight A's

That is what worries me

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Stephan]

Maybe Paratici is in Everton for this guy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idrissa_Gueye

@Mark

 

[Collaguazo]

Breaking news: We are going to sign Strootman.

Agreement with player. Release clausle of 45m.

You heard it here first.

@Mark what do you think?

Stroop man

 

[Mark]

Maybe Paratici is in Everton for this guy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idrissa_Gueye

@Mark

passport?

 

[Wittl]

passport?

Think he has just the senegalese passport. No french. So it seems to be unrealistic.

 

[Mark]

Think he has just the senegalese passport. No french. So it seems to be unrealistic.

voilà

 

[da_ledgeaun]

How many Mondays left?? damn, we really urgently need a great rb and a physical DM! Matic why you go to Manure!!!??!

 

[Hust]

passport?

perfect, I'll hack his medical records and delete them all and we will never know he is made of glass.

 

[Mark]

perfect, I'll hack his medical records and delete them all and we will never know he is made of glass.

you can't even hack your own tuZ 5.0 pass.

 

[Hust]

you can't even hack your own tuZ 5.0 pass.

lol @Fr3sh ^

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Mark doesn't know what I've been doing the last year

 

[Mark]

lol @Fr3sh ^

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Mark doesn't know what I've been doing the last year

please tell me.

 

[Hust]

Can't.

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Have to kill you.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Edward Hustini.

Hustini aka Geohot.

 

[Hust]

I just like 90s and 80s music.

That is all.

 

[Mark]

Can't.

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Have to kill you.

I have all this information on you though.

 

[Hust]

I have all this information on you though.

haha, yeah, those crazy Tuz nights in the rain

 

[Fr3sh]

please tell me.

Bro @Hustini can turn Tuz into pornsite, he can swap identities between you and rakib and you'd suddenly become an illegal. Man can even funnel Barca funds to his own account if he wanted too, but @Hustini is nice and responsible guy so he dont do that. I tried to convinve him to teach me internet magic but he said i might create irreparable damage

 

[Hust]

 

[Fr3sh]

Somalia North Korea alliance

 

[Mark]

Bro @Hustini can turn Tuz into pornsite, he can swap identities between you and rakib and you'd suddenly become an illegal. Man can even funnel Barca funds to his own account if he wanted too, but @Hustini is nice and responsible guy so he dont do that. I tried to convinve him to teach me internet magic but he said i might create irreparable damage

He didn't access your tuZ account like I did.

or did he?