Summer Mercato season 2023-24 (57 Viewers)

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Gigiventus

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Mar 3, 2017
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I was jealous of Acuña during the match. We need such a fullback again, a key player on the role we haven't had since Cuadrado of two seasons ago. I don't know young available fullbacks from other leagues, from Serie A I want Parisi.
 

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Zebrastreifenpferd
Mar 13, 2011
10,327
Kulusevski for 35m
McKennie for 33m
Zakaria for 28m
Iling for 11m
Rovella for 6.5m
Miretti for 4m
Fagioli for 2.5m

We can get 120m for the players we don't need at all.
What would be the best way to scam/weasel/trick my way into getting paid the odd 100k here and there out of these silly transfer fees? Become some kind of advisor or intermediary in some way? Perhaps befriend some players and get them to cut me in? I've thought about seeking a way to be an English teacher for clubs in Scotland for new players they sign. I bet you could make bank doing that. But that's still a job, and I want the thrill of figuring out ways to make money I don't feel I earned at all. The corruption in football is rife, and i'm sure 5+ figure sums go missing all the time. May it go missing into my account next time.
 

DAiDEViL

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Feb 21, 2015
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What would be the best way to scam/weasel/trick my way into getting paid the odd 100k here and there out of these silly transfer fees? Become some kind of advisor or intermediary in some way? Perhaps befriend some players and get them to cut me in? I've thought about seeking a way to be an English teacher for clubs in Scotland for new players they sign. I bet you could make bank doing that. But that's still a job, and I want the thrill of figuring out ways to make money I don't feel I earned at all. The corruption in football is rife, and i'm sure 5+ figure sums go missing all the time. May it go missing into my account next time.
Move to the scottish highlands and become a witch doctor.

Contact Pogba via the comment section under his Instagram posts and offer your services.

Endless moneyz unlocked.

Make sure to share with us.
 

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Zebrastreifenpferd
Mar 13, 2011
10,327
Move to the scottish highlands and become a witch doctor.

Contact Pogba via the comment section under his Instagram posts and offer your services.

Endless moneyz unlocked.

Make sure to share with us.
It's funny you mention, as I've been studying and practicing the occult for several years now, and i DO love the Scottish highlands. I also like this idea of endless moneyz AND I'd love to be the grand Tuz sugardaddy.

But unfortunately I don't have an Instagram account. What's your backup idea?
 
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