Asshole Schnitzel is a 32 year old geezer who's currently recovering from a serious injury:
Axel Witsel suffered
a torn achilles tendon during Borussia Dortmund's Bundesliga clash against RB Leipzig in January, and has been out of action since. ... But after months of rehab, he is finally on the verge of making his comeback from injury.
Given his age and our amazing medics, this is a disaster
just (TM
@Hust ) waiting to happen. Also, he's not that good anyway, notwithstanding the garbage we currently field in midfield.