Summer mercato 2021-22 (82 Viewers)

[Turk_Bianconero]

reminds me that marotta talking about adding quality and going after floro fucking flores. same bred.

 

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[Bianconero81]

There are so many options available Zapata and belotti

Belotti?

I realize we aren't going to get a like for like when sacrificing Ronaldo, but from Ronaldo to Belotti is like trading in your Lambo for a fucking scooter.

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Ramsey should just fucking retire - worst transfer since El Malaka.

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Also, Martial, Jesus, and Silva are all interesting names.

@Mark Chaka Traore. What's happening? Talk to me.

 

[Ronn]

Belotti?

I realize we aren't going to get a like for like when sacrificing Ronaldo, but from Ronaldo to Belotti is like trading in your Lambo for a fucking scooter.

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Ramsey should just fucking retire - worst transfer since El Malaka.

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Also, Martial, Jesus, and Silva are all interesting names.

@Mark Chaka Traore. What's happening? Talk to me.

Fear not. Dybala will score all the goals now.

 

[Bianconero81]

Fear not. Dybala will score all the goals now.

In Kaio we trust

Oh wait, he's already injured.

I still have faith in Martial though - the kid needs to get out of Manchester. Terrible weather, ugly chicks and shit food - he needs Italia.

 

[juve123]

Ok I’ll play. If we dump Ronaldo do we look for a 9 or do we look for a winger? Or maybe someone that can play both? Without Ronaldo that left flank looks weak as shit.

I don't know how many goals will Morata and Dybala score so Zapata will give much needed firepower with Cuadrado and Chiesa on the wings

 

[Bianconero81]

Zapata would be so underwhelming - the guy is like 40 already. At least that fucking geezer Dzeko is no longer an option

 

[U Picciriddu]

Ok I’ll play. If we dump Ronaldo do we look for a 9 or do we look for a winger? Or maybe someone that can play both? Without Ronaldo that left flank looks weak as shit.

Winger of course, why the hell should we buy a 9 with Morata, Kaio and Dybala? Ronaldo is our only LW.

 

[Xperd]

In Kaio we trust

Oh wait, he's already injured.

I still have faith in Martial though - the kid needs to get out of Manchester. Terrible weather, ugly chicks and shit food - he needs Italia.

No thanks.

First Dybala as a focal point and now this. You've been coming up with terrible suggestions lately.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Zapata would be so underwhelming - the guy is like 40 already. At least that fucking geezer Dzeko is no longer an option

Dybala gonna turn 40 too in a few years.

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Winger of course, why the hell should we buy a 9 with Morata, Kaio and Dybala? Ronaldo is our only LW.

Our only LW isn't even a LW.

 

[Bianconero81]

No thanks.

First Dybala as a focal point and now this. You've been coming up with terrible suggestions lately.

Ok. Give me names. I would love Haaland and Mbappe too, but I'm trying to be realistic.

I'd rather Martial than Black Jesus.

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Dybala gonna turn 40 too in a few years.

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Our only LW isn't even a LW.

He still 28 Bro. It's ok. He'll be 40 in 3 years if we deploy Tuz metric.

 

[Xperd]

Ok. Give me names. I would love Haaland and Mbappe too, but I'm trying to be realistic.

I'd rather Martial than Black Jesus.

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He still 28 Bro. It's ok. He'll be 40 in 3 years if we deploy Tuz metric.

I would actually ditch buying another striker. Put it on midfield instead. I believe Chiesa can contribute a lot in terms of the goalscoring. I believe he has the ability to score 15-20 goals per season.

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Dzeko would've been a useful interim option now that you think about it.

But this is assuming Ronaldo leaves ofcourse.

 

[Lapa]

How fake is this, from a scale of one to very?

But hypothetically assuming this is real, would you take it?

Bernardo is useless but I would totally do it. Getting rid of AnalRapist7 would be totally worth it.

 

[Lapa]

In Kaio we trust

Oh wait, he's already injured.

I still have faith in Martial though - the kid needs to get out of Manchester. Terrible weather, ugly chicks and shit food - he needs Italia.

I would take him. And I would totally take him if it would mean no more AR7.

 

[The Quazis]

Winger of course, why the hell should we buy a 9 with Morata, Kaio and Dybala? Ronaldo is our only LW.

 

[Boksic]

Would Ronaldo even consider Man City given his United past?

He doesn't seem the type to go against former clubs.

 

[Lapa]

Would Ronaldo even consider Man City given his United past?

He doesn't seem the type to go against former clubs.

Lol. He is a moron, so full of himself that Kanye West looks like a decent human being compared to him.

 

[DanielSz]

Would Ronaldo even consider Man City given his United past?

He doesn't seem the type to go against former clubs.

Really? He’s an egomaniac. I bet once Man U said no thanks he hit man city up. Little slut.

 

[Boksic]

Really? He’s an egomaniac. I bet once Man U said no thanks he hit man city up. Little slut.

Definitely got a huge ego but he has always come across as respectful to his former clubs to me. I'd be surprised to see him at Man City.

 

[Arcticdaly]

Really? He’s an egomaniac. I bet once Man U said no thanks he hit man city up. Little slut.

Just like how asked to put on the bench the other day because he was leaving that you jumped all over because that was clearly true wasnt it ? im sure this true also media rumours are always right.

 

[Cerval]

Yeah Messi going to psg made him all agitated, he'll probably seppuku if he stays at this point