I'm dead serious bro. Mandzukic isn't as epic as a Cavani but a notch and a half below and would do serious damage here, he's got that intensity and bullies players (love that!!) and he's a great goalscorer! A mini cavani with a price to match! We missed him out at 22 mil last time has to be cheaper now and he's amaaaazing
I still can't tell if you are joking but I'll take you at your word. You seriously like Mandzukic? Why, are you Croatian or something? He's gonna be just as useful to us as Llorente, the difference being we don't have to pay anything to get Llorente. Plus he's 29, hardly young.
And on top of that, well there's no gentle way to put this so I'll just say it, Mandzukic is one of the biggest cunts that ever walked a football field. He elbows defenders, then falls down clutching his face and cries to the referee to give them cards, and he does that shit about 10 times per game. He did it to Chiellini the entire time we played vs. Bayern. He "bullies" players by being a diving coward who gets away with it most of the time because the referees think that a big man like him couldn't possibly be such a big a pussy. If you want to see how a real player intimidates the opposition, look at Chiellini, not Mandzukic.
In short, Mandzukic is a player with all the qualities for Inter. He'd get along so well with Materazzi, they'd probably fuck each other's wives. I guess these days he'd have to make do with Icardi.
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