Stefano Sturaro (13 Viewers)

[rakib567]

Our best Rb option right now is sturaro

 

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[Mr Chocolate]

Our best Rb option right now is sturaro

not even close

 

[Wittl]

We should retire his number after we get rid of him. It's fucking cursed now.

From Quagliarella to Sturaro to nobody. That sounds like the reasonable declining.

 

[Fr3sh]

From Quagliarella to Sturaro to nobody. That sounds like the reasonable declining.

was/is a glorious player, he'd be great in this current Juve I'd bring him back in a heartbeat. He'd be super decisive in CL.

just like sturaro is decisive in CL

i love sturaro
il nuevo gattuso, watch this season will be his breakout season

 

[Hydde]

That will always remain one of the most bizarre things i've seen in a football match because even after he $#@!s up the touch he clearly looks down, should see the ball in his peripheral didnt go where he intended, he still then completes random spin move. I don't get it... did he really not see the ball like 2 feet in front of him when he looked down?

Since it is almost impossible for him to not see the ball when he looked down....i have come with an hypotheses. IMO, the almost impossible, happened.

I think that in the very moment he looked down....his left arm was in the way of the line of sight of the ball and thats why he didnt saw it. The moment he looks down, his left arm is perfectly positioned between his eyes and the ball. Since Sturaro has a WHITE armband covering his arm... im very sure the ball camoed with it in that angle...enough to disorient sturaro about the trace of the ball. If you look carefully, Sturaro was not looking DIRECTLY at the ball but at a reference point on the floor (like most footballers do to have an idea of their surroundings)...so when he didnt saw the ball (camoed by his armbandages)... he got disoriented and believed the ball was elsewhere. Thats why he does that weird 360 searching for it.

Add to that the certain degree of pressure and nervousness he could have had in that very moment , because of having some players surrounding him...and well just the incredible happened.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Can we just ship this plodder off to Bumfuck FC already??? Makes me sick that we have him in our squad still.

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He's shit in any position.

For once I 100% agree with you about something

 

[Bianconero81]

How come you have so much knowledge about ladyboys? Regular at distric red?

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When you've lived in Thailand for as long as I have, and every time you have people visiting they demand to see something different/unique, you become incredibly knowledgeable in the "dark arts."

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For once I 100% agree with you about something

Soon enough, you'll see the light when it comes to De Sciglio

 

[JuveJay]

When you've lived in Thailand for as long as I have, and every time you have people visiting they demand to see something different/unique, you become incredibly knowledgeable in the "dark arts."

You teach them some Italian defending?
@Bianconero_Aus

 

[Lapa]

Stururu will prove you all wrong! :strong:

 

[Bianconero81]

Stururu will prove you all wrong! :strong:

It's too late for that now. As long as he occupies a terminal spot on the bench, or preferably in the stands, we're good.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

You teach them some Italian defending?
@Bianconero_Aus

 

[Bianconero81]

You teach them some Italian defending?
@Bianconero_Aus

Inevitably. How else can they "shield" and "protect" themselves?

 

[Badass J Elkann]

That will always remain one of the most bizarre things i've seen in a football match because even after he fucks up the touch he clearly looks down, should see the ball in his peripheral didnt go where he intended, he still then completes random spin move. I don't get it... did he really not see the ball like 2 feet in front of him when he looked down?

This guy is a fraud I'm certain of it. I dont remember blasi being even this bad

 

[JuveJay]

Our best Rb option right now is sturaro

That's almost like a non-boxer fighting a legendary boxer in a boxing match, hehe, crazy talk.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Mandzukic makes a better rb than this turd and that's not an exaggeration.

For anyone here who captain's or plays team sports would understand that sturaro is that one guy who is on the team but is so useless that they put him somewhere out wide where he can do the least amount of harm to his own team

 

[Buck Fuddy]

For anyone here who captain's or plays team sports would understand that sturaro is that one guy who is on the team but is so useless that they put him somewhere out wide where he can do the least amount of harm to his own team

Wait, let me just think this through for a minute.


Still thinking about it.


Just a sec.


:motta:

 

[DAiDEViL]

When you've lived in Thailand for as long as I have, and every time you have people visiting they demand to see something different/unique, you become incredibly knowledgeable in the "dark arts."

 

[Zacheryah]

When you've lived in Thailand for as long as I have, and every time you have people visiting they demand to see something different/unique, you become incredibly knowledgeable in the "dark arts."

You offer anal sex ?

 

[X Æ A-12]

You offer anal sex ?

go on

 

[Bianconero81]

You offer anal sex ?

Pre-Op Ladyboys, Post Op Ladyboys, or Standard Hookers?