Stealth Farting Techniques (5 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Alright, so we all know that everyone farts. This thread is dedicated to sharing our personal secrets regarding masking or silencing the fart(but not the odour, though feel free to share any odour-masking technique).

My favourites is the usual lift-an-ass-cheek-for-a-controlled-release technique, and something I invented myself: climb down a flight of stairs while stomping your feet loudly, and time the farts to coincide with the footsteps.

Alright, folks... let the sharing begin!

 

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[Bezzy]

 

[YasoR17]

My secret weapon

 

[GordoDeCentral]

live in a barn

 

[CaesarCod]

You can 'reverse the fart' but it brings about a stomach noise.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

My secret weapon

Is this one of those things that are only available in Japan?

live in a barn

No sir. Can't do.

You can 'reverse the fart' but it brings about a stomach noise.

Interesting, but do you do the same with your vomit?

 

[Salvo]

Alright, so we all know that everyone farts. This thread is dedicated to sharing our personal secrets regarding masking or silencing the fart(but not the odour, though feel free to share any odour-masking technique).

My favourites is the usual lift-an-ass-cheek-for-a-controlled-release technique, and something I invented myself: climb down a flight of stairs while stomping your feet loudly, and time the farts to coincide with the footsteps.

Alright, folks... let the sharing begin!

Walk over to something fart and then just walk away, do it in crowds.

 

[JCK]

nteresting, but do you do the same with your vomit?

Strange that you compare a fart to a vomit where it can be compared to a burp while a vomit in that case is comapred to a dump.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Strange that you compare a fart to a vomit where it can be compared to a burp while a vomit in that case is comapred to a dump.

I clearly underthought this. Thanks for pointing it out, Jack.

Do you have any stealth farting techniques to contribute?

 

[IrishZebra]

at this thread.

 

[JCK]

I clearly underthought this. Thanks for pointing it out, Jack.

Do you have any stealth farting techniques to contribute?

Stealth farting is for wusses, just make it sound as much as possible and when someone looks at you, look back and go:

What? Don't you fart as well?

 

[Juventino233]

There's a revolution in gastric disposition. Farting is in people! Be proud and embrace the ass symphony, stop masking farts! It's time to amplify the sound!

WARNING: this revolution is not embraced by all (like most "movements" in history, bowel or not) as seen here:

 

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[Dragula]

do girls fart audibly?

 

[IrishZebra]

Oh yeah.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Cigarettes.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

WTF IS THIS SHIT!!!

 

[Klin]

Stealth farting is for wusses, just make it sound as much as possible and when someone looks at you, look back and go:

What? Don't you fart as well?

Listen to this man.