A joke translated from Arabic.
Repoter: What do your players eat for Breakfast ??
José Mourinho: Vegetables
Repoter: What do they eat for Lunch ?
José Mourinho: Vegetables.
Repoter: And what do they eat for Dinner ?
José Mourinho Vegetables.
Repoter:

So what the difference between your squad and animals ??
José Mourinho: 10 points