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Should Juve buy Pepe in the summer?

  • Yes, he's useful

  • No, we don't need him


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Carlos Primera

Il Vecchio Signore
Mar 29, 2009
1,189
:delpiero:

I'm going to go visit "Il Vestuario" one day and be stunned and awed by the heaving, gorging, unimaginably thick and long organs of the Umzumzumzi tribe.
Go down to your local video shop. Grab a copy of Conan the Barbarian (1982), preferably the first betamax release, and fast forward to the scene where Conan and his brigands infiltrate Thulsa Doom's "Tower of Serpents" in Shadizar. At the heart of the tower is the lair of the massive serpent. The serpent, surrounded by beautiful women who prostrate themselves in its worship, spends it's days being offered Vestal white virgins to 'devour'. Now replace the proper noun "Tower of Sepents" with "Il Vestuario di Juventus Stadium", and replace "serpent" with "Ogbonna/Asamoah/Pogba/Boakye" and you have an accurate visualization. Is'nt it funny how life imitates art?

If that masterpiece of cinema is'nt available then I recommend the best social documentary of recent times, "Jungle Fever" starring Wesley "pipes" Snipes.

By coincidence, Conan the Barbarian was produced by nome other then Dino De Lauurentis, ADL's uncle. This probably explains ADL's fondness for the Armero's and Zuñigas.
 
Dec 31, 2008
22,910
Go down to your local video shop. Grab a copy of Conan the Barbarian (1982), preferably the first betamax release, and fast forward to the scene where Conan and his brigands infiltrate Thulsa Doom's "Tower of Serpents" in Shadizar. At the heart of the tower is the lair of the massive serpent. The serpent, surrounded by beautiful women who prostrate themselves in its worship, spends it's days being offered Vestal white virgins to 'devour'. Now replace the proper noun "Tower of Sepents" with "Il Vestuario di Juventus Stadium", and replace "serpent" with "Ogbonna/Asamoah/Pogba/Boakye" and you have an accurate visualization. Is'nt it funny how life imitates art?

If that masterpiece of cinema is'nt available then I recommend the best social documentary of recent times, "Jungle Fever" starring Wesley "pipes" Snipes.

By coincidence, Conan the Barbarian was produced by nome other then Dino De Lauurentis, ADL's uncle. This probably explains ADL's fondness for the Armero's and Zuñigas.
Legend. :lol::lol::lol:
 

Bianconero_Aus

Beppe Marotta Is My God
May 26, 2009
80,943
Go down to your local video shop. Grab a copy of Conan the Barbarian (1982), preferably the first betamax release, and fast forward to the scene where Conan and his brigands infiltrate Thulsa Doom's "Tower of Serpents" in Shadizar. At the heart of the tower is the lair of the massive serpent. The serpent, surrounded by beautiful women who prostrate themselves in its worship, spends it's days being offered Vestal white virgins to 'devour'. Now replace the proper noun "Tower of Sepents" with "Il Vestuario di Juventus Stadium", and replace "serpent" with "Ogbonna/Asamoah/Pogba/Boakye" and you have an accurate visualization. Is'nt it funny how life imitates art?

If that masterpiece of cinema is'nt available then I recommend the best social documentary of recent times, "Jungle Fever" starring Wesley "pipes" Snipes.

By coincidence, Conan the Barbarian was produced by nome other then Dino De Lauurentis, ADL's uncle. This probably explains ADL's fondness for the Armero's and Zuñigas.
@Jem83 @ZoSo


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Love this guy. Asset to the forum. +reps on sight for you.
 

ZoSo

Senior Member
Jul 11, 2011
41,656
Go down to your local video shop. Grab a copy of Conan the Barbarian (1982), preferably the first betamax release, and fast forward to the scene where Conan and his brigands infiltrate Thulsa Doom's "Tower of Serpents" in Shadizar. At the heart of the tower is the lair of the massive serpent. The serpent, surrounded by beautiful women who prostrate themselves in its worship, spends it's days being offered Vestal white virgins to 'devour'. Now replace the proper noun "Tower of Sepents" with "Il Vestuario di Juventus Stadium", and replace "serpent" with "Ogbonna/Asamoah/Pogba/Boakye" and you have an accurate visualization. Is'nt it funny how life imitates art?

If that masterpiece of cinema is'nt available then I recommend the best social documentary of recent times, "Jungle Fever" starring Wesley "pipes" Snipes.

By coincidence, Conan the Barbarian was produced by nome other then Dino De Lauurentis, ADL's uncle. This probably explains ADL's fondness for the Armero's and Zuñigas.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

pipes killed me :rofl:
 

Jem83

maitre'd at Canal Bar
Nov 7, 2005
22,870
Hahaha :lol:

Yeah I'm a fan now myself, fucking awesome guy. Keep 'em coming Carlos Primera!!

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Did you see his "foreskin smegma" post? :D
 

Alex-444

Senior Member
Sep 5, 2005
29,977
PEPE press conference
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google translate
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How was the last year?"I had a bad year due to injury, a bad thing that gave me trouble. Now I think it's all fixed. Mates gave me a great gift, get myself to 100%. Injury I had a quite unique, and ' and no one knew was the first to find a solution to this problem. then we were able to solve the problem. I never felt alone publicly thank

"The newcomers?"Just a few days and all will fit. We are a good team when it comes to work when you are working no joke joking, will integrate all great."People will always showed great affection ..."As for the affection of the people, I have done something good in time, but not just me, the whole team. Then when you win two league titles in a row, and I won the first protagonist, this leaves a nice memory to people. then know that I am in the field I have always given everything and the Juve fan of this appreciate it.'m glad of that and maybe that's why I have always welcomed with great affection. "

People will always showed great affection ..."As for the affection of the people, I have done something good in time, but not just me, the whole team. Then when you win two league titles in a row, and I won the first protagonist, this leaves a nice memory to people. then know that I am in the field I have always given everything and the Juve fan of this appreciate it.'m glad of that and maybe that's why I have always welcomed with great affection.

"Tevez what did you think?"Regarding Tevez is a very nice guy, easy, we're having fun. Now we do acclimatize for good, a bit of 'take him to play golf."

Juventus find that after the new signings? This new module, the 3-3-4, with outsiders very offensive in some way can help your back faster?"As for the form, I still am training apart, so I have not yet seen the tactic, because I do gym while they do that. Anyway it is not a problem: prescidendere by the module, I think that if we all we provide as we have done in time, anyone can play in any position, because the force of Juve in these two years was the organization. We have an organization that goes on top of all the other teams for now, the we have shown playing the most beautiful football that we have seen in the last 4-5 years in Italy. Upon what you were saying before, I tell you that I saw a very strong Juve, which of course must improve because we know that in Italy the goal is to win the third Scudetto and in Europe there are still strong teams motorcycle. We try to have our say and of course we still have more awareness with Tevez, Llorente and Ogbonna, which are three important acquired. "

After a period of stop so long as you do to stay focused and to prevent the head from going too somewhere else?"Thanks to my teammates, thanks to my family, to society, which, however, have always made me feel important, though I have played very little. I do not want to be repetitive, but this was really the strength in this bad year I went through. Ugly in quotation marks, because this year my daughter was born so it is a joy that a little 'goes beyond that and also helps you move forward. "

What goal do you place yourself as a return?"I'd already come back to August 18, be available for the Super Cup. Now I'm working on it ... I did holidays and work together: I went on holiday with the physical therapist, we did four weeks of work, I started a week before in Vinovo to take me forward in view of Chatillon. now I still have a week alone and then directly back with the team. If everything goes as it is going.

In Italy what may be the most credible rival of Juventus? Or you just play for second place?"We think you're not playing for second place, there are good teams: there is AC Milan, Fiorentina is, there is Inter, who has a new coach, it will have new motivation. Juve in this time is a certainty, but the certainty must be confirmed over time, so I think there are good teams who may struggle to get to the top.

What kind of league you are delinando?"There are so many teams that are reinforcing, as I said, Fiorentina, Milan, Roma is making major purchases. Many teams will try to fight for bothering to Juve. Juve is now a very strong team: with these three arrivals is reinforced even more, however, between saying and doing is half the sea, so we need continuity, work, work, work, to get to write that third Scudetto, a historical thing and indescribable for us. "

(Question of our Massimo Pavan, ed) We have seen that these days is party Giaccherini. It 's true or not true that last year has come to you an offer to go away? You, however, have said no ..."No, to me the offer came the first year of the Zenit, but the coach told me: 'He will not let you go', so it is closed immediately the situation.'s Not that I wanted to go away: arrived the offer, before you talk about this thing the coach had already said no, so you never open a negotiation and I'm glad of this, however, because the light of the facts we have won two Serie A titles and play in a dele teams strongest in the world, among the top 10 in the world, and I'm happy. Giaccherini The situation ... I'm sorry, it was an important partner for us, has always been a humble, helpful, has always trained to 100%. I do not know for sure if it was all done, if so, I make a big good luck: we are sorry to lose a guy in the last two years we did well, it was a simple guy, a good person. "

Where can you get in the Champions League and see which teams as rivals?"Barcelona, ​​Real Madrid and Bayern Monaco and also the Borussia Dortmund I think teams are always very strong. Juve are an important team at the European level with these purchases has grown but I think that at the European level is much more difficult than in Italy now. But we will say our, fight to the end because it is rightly so, because the history of Juventus teaches us this. "

I wanted to ask where he is hungry after two years of success. And if the subject of Earl was different from the previous two years."The speech was no different, because the coach know in time, who as a player, who as manager: you know who has the desire and the desire that gives us. For us it is not changed anything, because when you win the two Serie A titles 'Appetite comes with eating. If you win two, he want to win three of them. I think that this is a normal thing. Now we're even bigger, we've matured compared to two years ago, so we can better understand the importance that still gives us for Juventus and the importance of winning again for us and for all people. "

Newcomers are more surprised by the affection of the fans, or the amount of work that they found in the early days?"But I still have not done much, so I'm not so surprised. Between then are surprised a little bit (laughs). I already told you that in a little surprise for good. Joked with Llorente, spoke of physical work and I told him: 'You know ... 300 meters.' And he said: 'But when?'. And I said: 'Not once Fernando ..' (Laughs). He is a very intelligent guy, also speaks Italian well, perhaps better than any of us (laughs). Anyway, jokes aside, he said: 'The 300 meters' ... . And I said, 'Wait a bit and you'll see ...'. And from there started the controversy. "

Are you one of the most popular in the rooms. This year, with those who divide?"They want me in the room anyway because we laugh, we joke, the character is."

With whom the divide?"I Storari with, because Storari was negotiating whether to go single, Peluso wanted me in the room, but there were no individual, so we were so. Peluso sleeping in the closet in my room and Storari."


You said you did the holidays with your physiotherapist ..."No, the physiotherapist of Juve, not personal. No player from personal physiotherapist. Also because fortunately I had never served, I was hoping that still does not serve me, but ...".

Tell us how the holidays have been thinking about the job?"We woke up in the morning at 9 am, had breakfast, then went to the gym first, then we went to do the physical part, we came back, we were a bit 'in the pool with their families, ate afternoon and then did physiotherapy and some more' athletic out. And in the evening we were having dinner with their families.'s not that we could not complain, it's not that I've been to Alcatraz. I had a good holiday, a good job, because I needed. "

How much have you worked with?"Two hours in the morning and an hour and a half in the afternoon"
 

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