Shaving sucks (6 Viewers)

KB824

Senior Member
Sep 16, 2003
31,789
#85
++ [ originally posted by barkuss ] ++


I remember once,my ex-girlfriend trier do vax my leg while I was sleeping. She did it.....


result?

my leg vaxed in few centimeters
her jaw broken(not on purpose....i triggered my knee while sleeping and K.O.-ed her)

Oh that's nothing, You should've seen what I did to my ex-girlfriend while she was passed out. :D



"Taco Flavored Kisses"
 

Turdhead

Chickenegro no funny
Jan 14, 2005
3,106
#86
Erik waxed his legs and public region for swimming? :howler: What was it the olympics or something you were competing in?

Its not right that a man does that, maybe if its a messed up bet. But willingly? Discusting I think and not something you need to share on a forum :yuck:
 

jaecole

Senior Member
Apr 7, 2005
3,017
#87
I think it's to make taking of the speedos easier. They can be a real pain when they are wet and cold. We know what the cold does don't we?:D
 

Slagathor

Bedpan racing champion
Jul 25, 2001
22,708
#89
++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++
Erik waxed his legs and public region for swimming? :howler: What was it the olympics or something you were competing in?

Its not right that a man does that, maybe if its a messed up bet. But willingly? Discusting I think and not something you need to share on a forum :yuck:
Not the pubic region thank you:

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
No, I had a body wax for my swimming but they stopped halfway :rolleyes:

Oh that was pushing it :D
Oh, and those were National championships :strong:
 
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Pete

Pete

Senior Member
Nov 23, 2003
1,213
  • Thread Starter
  • Thread Starter #95
    rugged Pete (minus 'tache)..



    clean-shaven Pete..



    (sorry about the grayscale, I'm unique.) :p
     
    Jul 12, 2002
    5,666
    #96
    ++ [ originally posted by Pete ] ++
    I'm sorry (about the Nicole-ness of this thread)..but it really does. Girls have it so much easier, I have to shave at least once a week to prevent looking like Damiano Tommasi..



    ..and it just takes the piss. Know what else sucks? When you have to shave with a blunt razor and you can just feel yourself cutting your face to ribbons..such a pain, someone needs to find a less tedious and lazy-bastard friendly way of removing facial hair. I propose a Juventuz member invent a method for me. I demand it.
    This should've been resolved years ago! before Beckham signed a multi-million deal with Gillette and before my Scottish friend Nick shaved the skin off the bridge of his nose messing with a Mach3 in the bath..anyway, shaving sucks. You know I'm right.
    Alright mate, here's my solution to your problem. Get yourself a nice big-assed knife, perferrably straight edged. You can buy a sharpener at any local grocery store. Use that to shave. You might permanently disfigure yourself, but eventually you'll get it and I have to tell you, it's a hell of a lot easier than using a razor...
     

    KB824

    Senior Member
    Sep 16, 2003
    31,789
    #97
    ++ [ originally posted by Layce Erayce ] ++


    Hit me. I have a bucket right here.

    All right, here we go.

    If anyone here is familiar with Portugese women, you know that:

    A)- From the ages of 18-28, they are absolutely stunning.


    B) They tend to have an excess of hair in all the wrong places.


    Well, I'm a trooper, and for the first 2 years of our hot and heated 4 year relationship, I could deal with the excess follicles.

    However, everyone has a boiling point, and I finally reached mine one night in the middle of a Coke bender. I had asked her repeatedly, and in a very kind manner, if she could quit pretending like it was the 70's all over again, and kindly chop down some trees in the Black Forest.

    Well, she wouldn't. She wouldn't even let me do it. Sort of like a kinky stage of foreplay.

    Well, one night, she got totally hammered and passed out. So, in a very rare moment of clarity, I decided to take matters in my own hand.

    I carefully took off her clothes, grabbed a bottle of Nair, and went to town. :D

    She woke up the next morning, and man, was she PISSED. :D

    I was happy, though.
     

    Layce Erayce

    Senior Member
    Aug 11, 2002
    9,116
    #98
    ++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++



    All right, here we go.

    If anyone here is familiar with Portugese women, you know that:

    A)- From the ages of 18-28, they are absolutely stunning.


    B) They tend to have an excess of hair in all the wrong places.


    Well, I'm a trooper, and for the first 2 years of our hot and heated 4 year relationship, I could deal with the excess follicles.

    However, everyone has a boiling point, and I finally reached mine one night in the middle of a Coke bender. I had asked her repeatedly, and in a very kind manner, if she could quit pretending like it was the 70's all over again, and kindly chop down some trees in the Black Forest.

    Well, she wouldn't. She wouldn't even let me do it. Sort of like a kinky stage of foreplay.

    Well, one night, she got totally hammered and passed out. So, in a very rare moment of clarity, I decided to take matters in my own hand.

    I carefully took off her clothes, grabbed a bottle of Nair, and went to town. :D

    She woke up the next morning, and man, was she PISSED. :D

    I was happy, though.
    Ha! Did she let it grow out again, or did she finally give in to the department of forestry regulations?
     

    KB824

    Senior Member
    Sep 16, 2003
    31,789
    #99
    ++ [ originally posted by Layce Erayce ] ++


    Ha! Did she let it grow out again, or did she finally give in to the department of forestry regulations?
    Nope, she didn't let it grow fully. We turned it into a landing strip.

    Happy medium. :D

    Damn, she was hot.
     

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