Shaving sucks (1 Viewer)

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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#22
++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++


That can be a costly grooming technique.

Let's see:

Nair goes for around 3.00 a bottle, one would assue that you would need about 30 bottles to fill a bath tub, so that's nearly 100.00 per session.

Just have your wife wax your back.

Not saying that I have my wife do that :mute:
Oh, you presumed I actually changed the Nair in my bathtub, Sergio. :D

You know -- heterosexual men tend not to think of these things ... like ... oh ... hygiene. ;)
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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#24
++ [ originally posted by Layce Erayce ] ++
:howler:

isnt that the latino girl who gets greasy and shakes her booty? I dont know what the music sounds like, its always on mute when that video comes on.
The fantasy is always better when you can't hear them speak, eh? ;)
 

Layce Erayce

Senior Member
Aug 11, 2002
9,116
#25
++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++


The fantasy is always better when you can't hear them speak, eh? ;)
:howler:

Swag your on a roll tonight!

and yes, its distracting. You want to tell her to shut up, but you dont want to make her cry. and sometimes you wonder what she's saying. maybe she's trying to tell you she has gonorrhea. or she's planning to overthrow a latin american government or she's singing a recipe for enchiladas. all these possibilities.
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
84,970
#27
++ [ originally posted by Layce Erayce ] ++
and yes, its distracting. You want to tell her to shut up, but you dont want to make her cry. and sometimes you wonder what she's saying. maybe she's trying to tell you she has gonorrhea. or she's planning to overthrow a latin american government or she's singing a recipe for enchiladas. all these possibilities.
This ain't no Evita. We all know what she's really saying:

"My name is Hennifer Lopez! I like tacos and I like burritos..." ;)
 

gray

Senior Member
Moderator
Apr 22, 2003
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#30
++ [ originally posted by Pete ] ++
someone needs to find a less tedious and lazy-bastard friendly way of removing facial hair.
be Asian; that way you only need to shave twice a week max :D
 

Dragon

Senior Member
Apr 24, 2003
27,407
#33
Actually Shakira in her first and second CDs, before she crossed over to the Anglo market, had really good, deep lyrics. Not recipes to make enchiladas or how the colombian guerrilla sucks. One of the best spanish singers at the moment, when she sings and writes in spanish
 
Mar 14, 2004
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#34
++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++
Are you crazy? I have to wax my legs every single month. And you have no idea how much it hurts
I remember once,my ex-girlfriend trier do vax my leg while I was sleeping. She did it.....


result?

my leg vaxed in few centimeters
her jaw broken(not on purpose....i triggered my knee while sleeping and K.O.-ed her)
 

GRK

Guitar God
Oct 19, 2004
1,290
#35
++ [ originally posted by barkuss ] ++


I remember once,my ex-girlfriend trier do vax my leg while I was sleeping. She did it.....


result?

my leg vaxed in few centimeters
her jaw broken(not on purpose....i triggered my knee while sleeping and K.O.-ed her)
that's not good
 

baggio

Senior Member
Jun 3, 2003
19,250
#38
Facial hair suits most men, no doubt. Then again, there are some who need to look well groomed as part of the job so shave on a daily basis. I personally think a stubble looks much better, than a clean shaven look. Luckily, ad agency rules dont need that. So I tend not to do so for up 2-3 weeks at a time. Keep trying to get that Brad Pitt look in Kalifornia.
 

gray

Senior Member
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Apr 22, 2003
30,260
#39
++ [ originally posted by barkuss ] ++

my leg vaxed in few centimeters
her jaw broken(not on purpose....i triggered my knee while sleeping and K.O.-ed her)
:LOL: serves her right
 

Nicole

Senior Member
Sep 16, 2004
7,561
#40
++ [ originally posted by barkuss ] ++
I remember once,my ex-girlfriend trier do vax my leg while I was sleeping. She did it.....

result?

my leg vaxed in few centimeters
her jaw broken(not on purpose....i triggered my knee while sleeping and K.O.-ed her)
If that was me, I'd probably be annoyed about the knee in the jaw but since it isnt...:rofl:

Oh and yes, you guys are lucky, really just trying waxing just once and then imagine it on a monthly basis...
 

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