++ [ originally posted by Sergio
] ++
All right, here we go.
If anyone here is familiar with Portugese women, you know that:
A)- From the ages of 18-28, they are absolutely stunning.
B) They tend to have an excess of hair in all the wrong places.
Well, I'm a trooper, and for the first 2 years of our hot and heated 4 year relationship, I could deal with the excess follicles.
However, everyone has a boiling point, and I finally reached mine one night in the middle of a Coke bender. I had asked her repeatedly, and in a very kind manner, if she could quit pretending like it was the 70's all over again, and kindly chop down some trees in the Black Forest.
Well, she wouldn't. She wouldn't even let me do it. Sort of like a kinky stage of foreplay.
Well, one night, she got totally hammered and passed out. So, in a very rare moment of clarity, I decided to take matters in my own hand.
I carefully took off her clothes, grabbed a bottle of Nair, and went to town.
She woke up the next morning, and man, was she PISSED.
I was happy, though.