I'm sorry (about the Nicole-ness of this thread)..but it really does. Girls have it so much easier, I have to shave at least once a week to prevent looking like Damiano Tommasi..
..and it just takes the piss. Know what else sucks? When you have to shave with a blunt razor and you can just feel yourself cutting your face to ribbons..such a pain, someone needs to find a less tedious and lazy-bastard friendly way of removing facial hair. I propose a Juventuz member invent a method for me. I demand it.
This should've been resolved years ago! before Beckham signed a multi-million deal with Gillette and before my Scottish friend Nick shaved the skin off the bridge of his nose messing with a Mach3 in the bath..anyway, shaving sucks. You know I'm right.

..and it just takes the piss. Know what else sucks? When you have to shave with a blunt razor and you can just feel yourself cutting your face to ribbons..such a pain, someone needs to find a less tedious and lazy-bastard friendly way of removing facial hair. I propose a Juventuz member invent a method for me. I demand it.
This should've been resolved years ago! before Beckham signed a multi-million deal with Gillette and before my Scottish friend Nick shaved the skin off the bridge of his nose messing with a Mach3 in the bath..anyway, shaving sucks. You know I'm right.
