Shaving sucks (6 Viewers)

Pete

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Nov 23, 2003
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I'm sorry (about the Nicole-ness of this thread)..but it really does. Girls have it so much easier, I have to shave at least once a week to prevent looking like Damiano Tommasi..



..and it just takes the piss. Know what else sucks? When you have to shave with a blunt razor and you can just feel yourself cutting your face to ribbons..such a pain, someone needs to find a less tedious and lazy-bastard friendly way of removing facial hair. I propose a Juventuz member invent a method for me. I demand it.
This should've been resolved years ago! before Beckham signed a multi-million deal with Gillette and before my Scottish friend Nick shaved the skin off the bridge of his nose messing with a Mach3 in the bath..anyway, shaving sucks. You know I'm right.
 

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Slagathor

Bedpan racing champion
Jul 25, 2001
22,708
#2
lol what decade are you from anyway? The latest is to keep a short beard (2mm) in various patterns (whichever suits you best) and you trim them, avoiding shaving altogether.

Get with it you whiny character :D
 
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Pete

Pete

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Nov 23, 2003
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  • Thread Starter #4
    No way..I'll either just shave my neck if I'm in a hurry - that's my rough 'n ready look. :howler:
    ..or go clean-shaven, facial hair is overrated.
     
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    Pete

    Pete

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    Nov 23, 2003
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    ++ [ originally posted by Layce Erayce ] ++
    I hate shaving. Right now my beard makes me look like a retro porn star.

    Solution? I bought clippers and I buzz myself.
    You may aswell take estrogen in your morning tea.. ( :LOL: )
    What ever happened to shaving with a Rambo-esque knife?
     

    KB824

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    Sep 16, 2003
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    #15
    Girls have it so much easier??
    Do you realize the sensitivity of certain nether regions that must be groomed on a regular basis?? :D
     

    Zlatan

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    Jun 9, 2003
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    #17
    I hate shaving, so I dont. I just let it grow for two or three weeks and then trim it with an electric shaver. Never shave with a razor, it irritates my skin.

    I'm thinking about letting it grow some more, and then doing it like Alejandro Sanz. Somehow I doubt it will look as good on me :D
     

    KB824

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    Sep 16, 2003
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    ++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++
    Me? I bathe daily in a tub full of Nair.
    That can be a costly grooming technique.

    Let's see:

    Nair goes for around 3.00 a bottle, one would assue that you would need about 30 bottles to fill a bath tub, so that's nearly 100.00 per session.

    Just have your wife wax your back.

    Not saying that I have my wife do that :mute:
     

    KB824

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    Sep 16, 2003
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    ++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++
    I hate shaving, so I dont. I just let it grow for two or three weeks and then trim it with an electric shaver. Never shave with a razor, it irritates my skin.

    I'm thinking about letting it grow some more, and then doing it like Alejandro Sanz. Somehow I doubt it will look as good on me :D
    Are you still having those Shakira music video fantasies again???


    Oh wait, that's me.
     

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