SEX (and other perversions) (1 Viewer)

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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#84
++ [ originally posted by Altair ] ++


how old are you anyway? if it's not too indiscreet, yes i know it is, but how old are you?
Let's just say that the Super Bowl barely edges me out.


...and I remember when Jimmy Walker had a hit TV show. ;)
 

GordoDeCentral

Diez
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Apr 14, 2005
70,772
#89
++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++
No, Marv Albert.
Sportscaster Marv Albert was accused of biting the back of a woman and forcing her to perform oral sex on him in a Virginia hotel on Feb. 12, 1997.

Albert pled guilty in September, 1997 to a misdemeanor charge of assault and battery during rough sex with Vanessa Perhach, was given a 12-month suspended sentence.
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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#92
You don't know how scary close to reality that last statement is!

In fact, several years ago, I did work for the Big Peacock. I teleconferenced in to quarterly staff meetings hosted by the cast of the Today show. I got to dribble on myself at fine dining establishments in front of Bob Wright.

Talk about a business that was both geniuses and utter morons at the same time...
 

GordoDeCentral

Diez
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Apr 14, 2005
70,772
#93
++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++
You don't know how scary close to reality that last statement is!

In fact, several years ago, I did work for the Big Peacock. I teleconferenced in to quarterly staff meetings hosted by the cast of the Today show. I got to dribble on myself at fine dining establishments in front of Bob Wright.

Talk about a business that was both geniuses and utter morons at the same time...
I can definitely see you as a journalist, as for geniuses: robert fisk, herzog(borderline); and the idiots: well there's just way too many Coulter, FCC, andy cooper...
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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#94
There were some really bright people. Bob Wright is one smart hombre, but like many other executives at large corporations he suffers from serious hubris when he's out of his area of expertise. Marty Yudkovitz could score deals, but he was downright scary at public speaking and came off as a stereotypically poor opening comedian for shows in the Catskills.
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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#95
++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
Gays are awesome.
Given that I live in a city whose unofficial city flag is red, white, and blue ... and yellow, orange, green, and purple.... and drop the white ... I can't argue with you.

This despite the 20th century philosopher, Tone Loc, who once wrote


But when she got undressed it was big old mess
Sheena was a man
So I threw him out
I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer weiner
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina

You know,
Ain't no plans with a man,
This is the 80s and I'm down with the ladies


;)
 

GordoDeCentral

Diez
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Apr 14, 2005
70,772
#97
I´ve got the picture..., all to clear.

I can tell you about a thing that happened to me at the age of 18.

We were preparing for a huge midsummer party at my fathers house. 80 something invited.
My father had a new “girlfriend”, Charlotte, and this was the first time I met her.
We hade an awesome time and partied until 5-6 o’clock in the morning and when I were about to go to bed I shared a small chamber with Charlottes best friend. Sleeping on a madras on the floor. She was 42 and married. After we went to bed it took here 15 seconds to start seducing me. I had no chance and she just ate me alive.

In the morning my father went to wake us up and found us naked together.
Guess if it was hard looking him in the eyes at the breakfast table. Together with 20 other…

But Christ…, she was a great milf…
@swag this place man lol
 

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