SEX (and other perversions) (7 Viewers)

Slagathor

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Jul 25, 2001
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#23
Whatever. Just lose the beer, go home to your girlfriend for the regular boring sex that is part of the concept of a relationship and quit your whining will yer? ;)
 
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Holygr4le

Holygr4le

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Aug 4, 2005
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  • Thread Starter #24
    ++ [ originally posted by Jeeks ] ++
    goo, you know....he likes to direct it in a shoe....got the picture?
    I´ve got the picture..., all to clear.

    I can tell you about a thing that happened to me at the age of 18.

    We were preparing for a huge midsummer party at my fathers house. 80 something invited.
    My father had a new “girlfriend”, Charlotte, and this was the first time I met her.
    We hade an awesome time and partied until 5-6 o’clock in the morning and when I were about to go to bed I shared a small chamber with Charlottes best friend. Sleeping on a madras on the floor. She was 42 and married. After we went to bed it took here 15 seconds to start seducing me. I had no chance and she just ate me alive.

    In the morning my father went to wake us up and found us naked together.
    Guess if it was hard looking him in the eyes at the breakfast table. Together with 20 other…

    But Christ…, she was a great milf…
     
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    Holygr4le

    Holygr4le

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    Aug 4, 2005
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    ++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
    You just opened this thread so you could share that with everyone here didn't you?
    :D
    Man..., I cant find any forum were I would dare sharing my stuff...;)

    If it turns out the way I thought this thread will have tips, nice links, a place where you can get advice and other wierd stuff.

    It all depends how much the Mods allow.

    Ps. I expect Zlatan to visit a lot. Ds.
     
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    Holygr4le

    Holygr4le

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    ++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++
    thats more bullshit than my lesbian stereotype
    Of course it is.
    But it´s so much fun acting as a "tabloidpressmagazin" from time to time.
     

    Enron

    Tickle Me
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    Oct 11, 2005
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    #36
    ++ [ originally posted by Holygr4le ] ++


    Of course it is.
    But it´s so much fun acting as a "tabloidpressmagazin" from time to time.
    sometimes lesbians are scary and go around killing men like that lady in the Charlize Theron movie. but mostly they are fifty fifty, one who is hot as hell and really shouldnt be gay, and then there is her lover who has short hair and perusses the mens clothing depts at the mall. one to wear the dress and one to wear the pants i guess. all in all lesbians are ok in my book. one time i had two girls making out in my lap but thats another story:nasty:
     

    Tifoso

    Sempre e solo Juve
    Aug 12, 2005
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    ++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
    In Holland perhaps but not in, for example, the US where the whole concept of 'gay' is pretty much politically-incorrect. Gays aren't liberal and open-minded either; we hate lesbians :D
    Why? It's not like they're competition.:D
     

    Slagathor

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    Jul 25, 2001
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    ++ [ originally posted by Tifoso Lou ] ++
    Why? It's not like thery're competition.:D
    Well like I said before: most lesbians are angry frustrated feminists who could snap a guy like me in half. But mostly it's because we don't get them. Straight couples, fair enough but with the lesbians, there's not even 1 single penis involved. :wth:

    They're weird. Full. Stop. :D

    Oh, that and the fact they're always lurking around 'our' gay bars. Get your own clubs ffs
     

    Enron

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    Oct 11, 2005
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    ++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++


    Well like I said before: most lesbians are angry frustrated feminists who could snap a guy like me in half. But mostly it's because we don't get them. Straight couples, fair enough but with the lesbians, there's not even 1 single penis involved. :wth:

    They're weird. Full. Stop. :D

    Oh, that and the fact they're always lurking around 'our' gay bars. Get your own clubs ffs
    i got lost at Mardis Gras and found myself in a gay bar once. I had a good time and ended up with a good story.:)
     

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